Nathalie's Favorite Parrot Polygon Ebook

Nathalie's Favorite Parrot Polygon

For All Parrot Lovers Who Want A Happier, Even Hilarious Bird...

"Want An Amazing Collection Of Professional Parrot Training Secrets To Honestly Work Bird Miracles?"

"Do you make these common mistakes with your Parrot ?

1. Yelling at your Parrot to "SHUT UP" when it screams
2. Over-reacting and shouting "OOOH", "AAAH" or "OUCH" whenever it bites
3. Giving your Parrot only seeds to eat
4. Placing the cage near the window overlooking the garden
5. Putting your Parrot above chest level
6. Having a single perch in your Parrot's cage
7. Placing the food and water bowls just beneath the perch
8. Placing your new Parrot on your shoulders...

Even if you are doing any one of the above, you are inadvertently snowballing bad Parrot behavior. It's time you correct your Parrot handling techniques to become a perfect Parrot parent in just 15 easy days..."

Get Almost Every Imaginable, Proven Parrot Training Secrets And Tips, And Within Minutes, Finally Start To...

• Enjoy the fun of what it really means to own a loving and hilarious Parrot that talks, tricks, and plays like a small child...
• Stop the bad behavior, even if your Parrot is currently behaving like a mean, old, spoiled, and viscious grump, that bites and screams bloody murder!

Start Seeing Results Immediately, And Amazing Results In 15 Days Or Less! Guaranteed!

Not even the worst blood-drawing biters, crystal-shattering screamers, or stubborn, party-pooper non-talkers have a chance to resist these powerful Parrot training techniques... get your Parrot to do exactly what you want with ease...

You May Not Even Believe It Yourself When Your Parrot...

• Talks Happily (even converses hilariously, and imitates funny sounds)...
• Performs Amazing Tricks (watch your guests and friends laugh out loud)...
• Glows In Radiant Health (with a perfect Parrot diet)...
• And Simply Becomes An All-Around, Well-Behaved Great Pet Companion (that melts your heart).

All in record time!... Super easy, NEVER using punishment!

The Really Great Part Is, Your Parrot Will Love You More For It!

You're Going To Love This Offer !... But Don't Take My Word For It... Because The "Thank You" Letters Are Already Coming In... See For Yourself...

Dear Parrot Lover,

I want to tell you a true story that's on the edge of potentially scandalizing you...

About 13 years ago, a good friend of mine, Wayne, "rescued" Parrot that showed up mysteriously on his back porch balcony one day.

He came right in the house when offered a cracker, and woofed it down like a ravenous feathered pig... the poor, lost fellow was obviously very hungry.

Well, Wayne, being a good guy, kept him in the house (he didn't have a cage), and tried to locate the owner of the lost Parrot by putting an ad in the local paper.

Nobody responded to the "Lost Parrot" insertion... and in the end, Wayne ended up becoming an unexpected Parrot owner, as he never did find the original owners.

In the meantime, Wayne named the playful and friendly fellow "Polygon". And to his shock, Polygon talked... and it wasn't just "Hello" he was saying. Polygon's chatting was a little more "complicated"...

"I want pot seeds"

Huh?!... pot seeds??? Were the ex-owners giving this bird marijuana seeds? Perhaps they were tasty, perhaps Polygon was even getting high!? I really don't know, I just know that Polygon loved to say this (I heard it myself many times).

Wayne thought it was pretty funny, even though he didn't smoke or drink. That is... he thought it was funny until guests came over... then it stopped being funny fast!

Wayne had to do some serious explaining to his dubious, and shocked guests that HE wasn't giving Polygon pot seeds and getting his friendly bird drugged out!

And it wasn't the only thing Polygon said...

One day when I went to visit Wayne and Polygon, Wayne excitedly waved me over, "Nathalie, listen to this...", he then called out "Whoa..." and Polygon called right back...

"Whoa Baby! Light my fire!"

Wayne and I laughed so hard it brought tears to our eyes!

Polygon had just made me become a passionate Parrot lover. I never imagined that Parrots could be so charming and funny, and I never really had even imagined owning one.

For the last 12 years, I've learned A LOT about these feathered friends, mostly through the school of hard knocks (or should I say "bites")! I've gathered literally hundreds of tips and tricks on how to keep happy and healthy Parrots, and if you let me, I want to share this knowledge with you to help YOU successfully resolve any Parrot challenge you might be facing.

I want to share with you my passionate quest to have the happiest, healthiest, and funniest Parrots possible!

Does this sound like such a far away dream... to own such a funny, talking Parrot?

Well, know that this dream is not difficult to achieve with the right knowledge.

I mean, I too have certainly discovered that not all Parrots are like Polygon at first...

Are you dealing with sore, even bloody fingers (bitten to death), ringing ears (those sonic screams), or simply Parrot that refuses to speak... and you have no clue why he is mute as a fish, bites, or screams, despite your best determined efforts?

I bet you didn't realize owning Parrot would be so emotionally involving, perhaps a nerve-wracking challenge, even outright dangerous in some cases!

Dang! Parrots can BITE!!!

If you haven't already noticed, when some of these guys bite, they don't mess around... we're talking about beaks that mother nature designed to crack open hard nuts, or rip through tough wood. You don't want these razor-sharp "feathered-pruners" snapping at your soft fingers... or worse... towards ears and eyes that look like leaves and fruit to an untrained, frightened, or frustrated Parrot...

And when your Parrot becomes, or IS already, a constant screamer?

Well, you already know... you'd be better off having a 16 year old rebel teen-ager in your home, who dreams of being a worshipped Rock Star, with his new Gibson electric guitar, distortion pedal, 200 watt Kenwood amplifier, and truckload of speakers... the point being...

Holy smokes! Parrots can SCREAM!!!

You know it's getting bad when your guests involuntarily spill their drinks after a 80-decibel Parrot scream, or when someone sits down quickly, holding their heart, worried that they may be going into cardiac arrest!

Some birds even scream at night... talk about a sleepless, wide-awake nightmare... and not just for you, also for your local angry neighborhood! But I'll leave that (hopefully) just to your imagination... because it won't match THAT awful reality.

But enough scary Parrot talk...

I'm not here to talk you out of getting Parrot, nor do I want to scare you into the !TRAGEDY! of dumping a "misbehaving" Parrot off at the local pet shop, nor do I want to inspire the bird-brained idea of setting Parrot "free" at some local park (yes this unfortunately happens out of ignorance and desperation)...

And no, pot seeds will NOT cure your Parrot! That was just a funny memory I shared to illustrate that Parrots can and WILL say the craziest things once they start talking. And apart from the fact that Polygon's ex-owners might have been irresponsibly giving him pot seeds, he was obviously very well treated and well trained to be such a happy and talkative bird.

What I want to talk to you about is a very easy way to STOP and PREVENT ANY Alfred Hitchcock style feathered nightmare... I want to show you how to own a loving, talking, tricking, playful, and colorful feathered angel... like Polygon.

Fortunately, It's Far Easier Than You Think To Get Your Parrot To Talk And Behave Like A Charm

The good news is you really can do something about your current Parrot situation and improve it dramatically. You just need to understand your little guy, and then act accordingly with proven training techniques to keep him or her as your colorful "best of buds friends" in your home.

(Friends don't bite and scream, and they are hopefully politely potty-trained).

It's time you easily understand your Parrot's simple needs, train him or her with techniques that work honest-to-goodness wonders, to live the constant, heart warming pleasure of keeping a Parrot that talks and plays like a small child, often so funny that they make you laugh to tears... And avoid the all-too-often tragic nightmare of a "ferocious caged rat with feathers".

That was meant to be a funny exaggeration, but a mean Parrot that bites hard, or an ear-shattering screamer that gives you and your neighbors ZERO peace, or even a frightened, terrified Parrot that sees YOU as a giant evil monster, is far from funny, and no laughing matter...

We're talking tears and blood... and it's time to stop or prevent this bad behavior for good, or before it ever happens, and inspire the positive fun behavior, like talking and tricking... starting today!

No More Earplugs, No More Gloves... And For Goodness Sakes, Don't Put Your Parrot In The Closet!

Who would put their Parrot in a closet?

Fortunately, (and unfortunately) only a small handful of Parrot owners put their birds in a closet, or some other unpleasant location, but it happens, more out of ongoing desperation than cruelty...

But please know...

No mean punishment will EVER get your Parrot to snap out of his "destructive or stubborn spoil-sport ways"... don't force, you'll only make things worse!

There's a FAR easier, and an infinitely more effective way to get your bird to behave and perform... that can literally:

• Start The Talking And Singing... Not just "hello" ... get him to beg and plead for mercy till he gets his favorite treat... greet you when you walk in the door with such an upbeat message that your spirits rise, even get him to sing like a star, and ring like a phone (tricking your friends), you'll never know what sort of silliness he'll say or imitate next... could be hilarious, and watch out, it could be shockingly embarrassing!
• Perform Hilarious Tricks... Amaze your friends and family... and simply have great fun with your Parrot (he'll love it too)... kind of like having an in-house circus star...
• Glow In Radiant Health ... A healthy Parrot is a happier Parrot, that is far more likely to behave well. Learn everything you need to know to keep your Parrot shining and bright, avoiding disease and injury.
• Stop The Biting...Save your fingers from painful sharp bites quickly by using a few powerful training techniques that work outright wonders in less than 15 days, only 30 minutes a day... you won't believe it when your bird hops onto your hand without taking a bad habit snap at your poor fingers!
• Stop The Screaming... Save your ears, and sanity from ear-shattering screams... the problem could be just the position of your Parrot's cage, or one of many factors that makes him scream, find out, and stop this fast.
• Stop The Messy Poops... Can't stop mother nature, but you can get your bird to aim better and become potty trained!
• Save Your Wallet... from very costly vet, or personal expert trainer bills... you can do everything regarding training on your own when you have the right knowledge base.
• Save Your Heart... from breaking, because you know something's not right with your Parrot... you just don't know what the heck it is...

Understand Your Parrot So Well...

In 3 Simple Steps You'll Know Exactly What You Need To Do To Solve All Of Your Existing And Future Parrot Challenges...

1. Arm yourself with such in-depth Parrot knowledge that your friends and family will think you can read your Parrot's mind! (This will thrill your Parrot too! Just watch him chat and play once he feels secure near you).
2. Use this intuitive "Parrot mind read" to correct any existing misunderstandings that created the "bad bird behavior" or poor health to begin with quickly and confidently, and train your Parrot to talk, trick, and enjoy your company...
3. Know and watch for the tell-tale warning signs to effectively PREVENT any bad behavior and disease from ever surfacing.

So Simple, Anyone Can Train A Parrot Like A Pro In Just 15 - 30 Minutes A Day

It's VERY simple common sense... that can give you real results immediately and amazing results within 15 days or less!

Listen, if you own or want to own a Parrot, the least you need to do is dedicate 15 minutes a day to this creature. Make it real quality time that gives you amazing results...

Every last detail is revealed in my brand new Parrot Secrets™ digital book.

Parrot Secrets™ has the very simple goal of helping you make your Parrot happy and healthy, with knowledge and training techniques that will allow you to achieve this goal in flying colors!

A happy, understood, properly fed, and healthy Parrot will be nothing short of deep joy, hilarious fun , and affectionate love within your home... now, teach your Parrot to talk, sing, play, snuggle, even do astonishing tricks with ease! Your happy Parrot will most likely even surprise you, and do this on his or her own!

Kiss Your Parrot Related Frustration Good-Bye Forever... Say "Hello" To Guaranteed Heart-Warming Fun And Joy!

Here are the four ebooks that you will find in Parrot Secrets™ and the essential Parrot knowledge you will find in each digital book.

BOOK ONE : How to Get Your Parrot To Talk And Do Astonishing Tricks

• Mute as a fish? Discover the best way to inspire your Parrot to talk more. (See Page 3)
• How to use an under-estimated "old" powerful training technique that has just been rediscovered in the Parrot world... the "Positive Reinforcement Technique"... that will help you tremendously to teach your Parrot to say the funniest stuff in front of your friends and family, perhaps even within a few days or hours! (See Page 3)...
• Discover the 3 easiest words for your Parrot to learn that you should consider teaching your Parrot to say first, before you teach it anything else. It's likely you will get far better results if you teach your Parrot to say these 3 words first before you teach it to say any other words. See Page 5 to find out what these 3 words are...
• Is it worth persevering when your Parrot is as silent as a tomb? (YES!) and how long can it take, if your Parrot doesn't talk right away? (See Page 5)...
• One major factor that might prevent your Parrot from talking... and the simple things that you should do in order to avoid this. (See Page 6)...
• Strategic phone placement tips... Discover why it can be SO important for you to put your telephone somewhere near your Parrot's cage, but be careful... (See Page 6)...
• Training warnings... Once your Parrot starts talking, you may have an undesired critic that gets you in hot water, not a fun chatter! (See Page 6)...
• How to use the audio tapes and CDs that you may already own to teach your Parrot to speak, and when they are most effective. (See Page 7)...
• Real communication, not just "Bird" talk... How you will be able to amaze your friends and your family by teaching your Parrot to say "I want a grape" every time it wants to have a grape! (See Page 7)...
• The 2 special "indicator" ready-to-talk signs that you need to watch out for in order to know when your Parrot is ready to begin learning how to speak. (See Page 9)...
• What is the best time of the day to teach your Parrot to speak? Is it mornings, afternoons or evenings? Many people get this crucial thing wrong and their Parrots never learn to speak! (See Page 9 for the correct answer and why)...
• Don't push it! What is the maximum amount of time that you should devote to each training session with your Parrot in order to get the best results? Is it 15 minutes, 30 minutes, 1 hour, or 2 hours? Once again, many Parrot owners get this crucial step wrong and their Parrots may never learn to speak! (See Page 9)...
• 10 secret TOP Parrot trainer tips that will help you to teach your Parrot to talk in 15 days or less! (See Pages 9,10, and 11)...
• Hilarious ongoing conversation... How you can teach your Parrot to not only say a few words and phrases every now and then, but also to actually carry on an intelligent conversation with you for several minutes! Can you imagine the look of sheer astonishment on the faces of your friends and your family when they see you doing this? They would have never thought that this was possible! (See Page 11)...
• Warning: Mean Parrot Creator?
• A terrible training mistake that you should stop immediately if you are doing this as it can actually make your Parrot mean! (See Page 12)
• How to dramatically increase your Parrot's vocabulary. Did you know that some Parrots can have a vocabulary of several hundred words? (See Page 12)....
• How to train your Parrot to do tricks with ease (See Pages 13 and 14)...
• 3 fun tricks, "Perch On T-Stand", "The Wave", and "Shake Hands" that you can quickly and easily teach your Parrot to do to start the trick learning process. (See Pages 13 and 14)...

Want To Stop That Bad Bird Behavior... Like Biting And Screaming, Or Whatever It May Be... Forever?

I've got the info for you. These are the stunning techniques that stopped even really wild and mean birds from biting, real life stuff on film, put on paper in easy to follow steps. They work better and faster than any other technique I've ever seen.

I'll say it again... they work better and faster than any other technique I've ever seen...

In less than 2 weeks, your Parrot biting and screaming problems will be dramatically reduced, perhaps even sooner. And you will also learn how to PREVENT any such bad behavior from EVER surfacing.

This is a special ebook that I have permission to share with you when you order, but please don't hesitate, because I can't guarantee for how long the author will allow me to share this info with you before he decides to sell it himself exclusively.

BOOK TWO : "How To Get My Parrot To Love Me"

Look at what's inside...

Some Basics To Start...

• Discover this expert bird training author's personal favorite solution on how to fix your Parrot's behavioral problems, that your Parrot will LOVE! (See Page 1)...

Lovingly Stop The Screaming!

• Watch the amount of light your Parrot gets... Exactly how many hours of sunlight should your Parrot get every day? Giving it more than the recommended number of hours of sunlight can make your Parrot start screaming! Right now, you could very well be unknowingly giving your Parrot much more sunlight than what it should be getting! ( See Page 6)...
• Does your Parrot scream? Or are you afraid that your Parrot might start screaming in the future? Find out more about a brilliant new technique to prevent your Parrot from screaming. You will also read about a real-life case study in which a bird that used to regularly scream upwards of 45 minutes at a stretch every day was trained to stop screaming altogether! (See Page 6)
• How should you react to a screaming Parrot?... see the most common mistakes most Parrot owners make that only make this worse! (see Page 7)
• How to cure the habit of screaming in already pampered and spoiled Parrots. (See Page 7)...

Lovingly Stop The Biting!

• How to figure out the exact reason as to why your Parrot is biting you (See Pages 8-10)...
• The key to training a Parrot to stop biting is to figure out why it has the habit of biting in the first place. If you have figured that out, you have already won half the battle.
• Pages 8-10 of this book will give you a step-by-step scientifically proven process by which you can determine why your Parrot bites you.
• How to permanently stop your Parrot from biting, once you have figured out why it bites... (See Pages 8-13)...
• How to cure the habit of biting in pampered and spoiled Parrots (See Pages 10-13)...
• If you have a baby Parrot, you could be rightly worried that it may start biting when it grows older, even though you spend a lot of time with it. Find out how to ensure that your baby Parrot will never bite once it grows older... (See Page 8)
• Powerful real-life biting case study...The famous real-life story and case study of how the author got an extremely aggressive bird who used to fiercely bite anyone who came near it to not only stop biting altogether but also to actually lie on its back to be cuddled by humans and enjoy being pet on its tummy! If your Parrot bites you, you can implement the same secret and closely guarded techniques to not only stop it from biting, but also to actually WANT to be pet by you! No Parrot owner who cares even a bit about his/her Parrot can afford to miss this famous case study! (See Page 9)...
• Important tips to help you recognize biting tendencies coming from natural breeding desires, and how you should handle your Parrot when it is in breeding mode. (See Page 9)...
• Discover a surprisingly powerful but extremely simple strategy to stop biting in smaller Parrots, or bigger Parrots that aren't breaking the skin. Learn how the author got another bird who had the habit of biting him every time he wanted to have him step up onto his finger to stop biting him in just 2 weeks flat (and how YOU can too)! (See Page 9)...
• What if your Parrot bites extremely hard? Learn a break-through technique called "perching" to stop your Parrot from biting... developed by the author that is hands down the BEST method and even allows you to tame your Parrot without getting bitten once! (See Page 11)...
• Important tips on where your Parrot should be in relation to you while you are training it. (See Page 11)...
• Discover the best place in your house to train your Parrot most effectively. (See Page 12)..

Cage Placement...

• Learn where exactly in your home you should put your Parrot's cage. This crucial decision can make or break your relationship with your Parrot and can determine whether your Parrot is healthy and playful or lonely and depressed! (See Pages 1-2)
• Important cage placement details...Once you have determined which room to put your Parrot's cage in, where should you put the cage - in the center of the room, or in one of the corners? This will determine whether your Parrot is friendly and good-natured or fierce and aggressive. The correct answer will definitely surprise you! (See Page 2 for the correct answer)...
• Discover the truth... cage near a window? A lot of Parrot owners put their Parrot's cage beside a window. Is that a good idea and should you do the same? (See Page 2)...
• Should you put your Parrot's cage on the ground or should you put it higher up in the air? (See Page 2 for the answer)...

Picking Toys...

• How many toys should you put in your Parrot's cage? (See Page 3) ...
• 3 simple toys that your Parrot will absolutely LOVE! (See Page 3)...

Bathing And Grooming Your Parrot...

• Shower frequency and feather plucking ... Do you know exactly how many times a week your Parrot needs to have a bath during the summer? During the winter? Lack of attention here can cause your Parrot to start plucking its feathers! (See Page 3 to find out the correct answer)...
• 3 very important benefits and tips to consider while bathing your Parrot... (See Page 3)...

The Terrible Teens? Watch Out For Those Hormones...

• How to control your Parrot's adolescent behavior (See Page 5)...
• The best way to deal with changes in your Parrot's attitude and behavior once it starts to mature (See Page 5)...
• The only correct way of handling your Parrot when it is in breeding mode (See Page 5 and Page 9)...

A Safe Training Diet

• The very important optimal Parrot training diet ... How to determine exactly how much food you should give your Parrot and what kinds, while training it for the best results, all the while making your bird even healthier...(See Page 14)...

BOOK THREE : A Happy Parrot Diet...

Important Tips And Warnings

"...diet is the most common reason for Parrot disease..."

• A shiny, smart Parrot tip ...How you can turn your Parrot into a glossy-looking, intelligent and bright bird just by modifying its diet (See Page 3)...
• 11 secret psychological tricks (currently known only by the TOP experts in this field) you can use to persuade and convince your Parrot to try a new and improved diet rich in nutrients even if your bird is extremely reluctant to shift to the new diet! (See Pages 5 and 6)...
• Too many seeds? What is the maximum percentage of your Parrot's diet that should be composed of seeds? If you exceed this percentage, it can have really harmful consequences for the health of your bird! (See Page 6 for the answer)...
• Give 'em power veggies! What are the 2 vegetables that MUST be included in your Parrot's diet? (See Page 7)...
• Healthy fun variety...Discover the proper amounts of different food items that your bird should eat. (See Page 8)...
• Not enough, or too much protein? The optimum percentage of your Parrot's diet that should be composed of proteins is 20%, read some tips to help you raise or cut back on your Parrot's protein level to avoid future health problems... (See Page 8)...
• The most common bird nourishment problem... What is the optimum percentage of your Parrot's diet that should be composed of Vitamin A? And what are the foods that best supply this critical vitamin? (See Page 8)...
• Your Parrot goes crazy for these fruits and veggies... The 25 different fruits and vegetables that your Parrot will love and that are also extremely good for its health! (See Page 9) ...
• The 9 most important diet switching tips that you MUST keep in mind when you are transferring your Parrot from its current diet to a more balanced and healthy diet. (See Pages 10 and 11)...
• A secret "beak-watering" Parrot recipe that is also nourishing and excellent for your bird's health! Your Parrot will LOVE you for this sumptuous bird treat! (See Page 12 for complete details)...
• Parrot digestion secrets... Which specific fruits and vegetables help your Parrot in digestion (See Pages 14 and 15)...
• The 4 most important food preparation rules that you must follow when you are preparing your Parrot's food - not following all 4 of these rules can have serious consequences for your bird's long-term health! (See Pages 16 and 17)...
• The 11 food items that you should NEVER - ever give to your Parrot under any circumstances. A lot of Parrot owners give these food items to their birds without realizing that they are seriously affecting their birds' health. Read Page 18 of this book to find out whether you are making the same mistake...

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