Humor ebooks

This newly released e-Book contains 182 hilarious jokes. The Jokes are split into four different catagories; One liners, Longer Jokes, Rude Jokes and Blonde Jokes.
These jokes have been collected over a number of years especially for this ebook, each joke has been hand picked for this ebook, you wont find any bad jokes here!

Resell Rights Are Included!

Samples:

ONE LINERS

A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No way" says the barman "you are already out of your head".

Why don't cats like shaving? Because 9 out of 10 prefer Whiskas.

LONGER JOKES

Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. 'What's the quickest way to York?' he asks. The local scratches his head. 'Are you walking or driving?' 'I'm driving' the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the local. 'I'd say that's definitely the quickest way'.

BLONDE JOKES
(apologies to any blondes reading!)

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken

1. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while
a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

2. Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have?
A: The one that never misses a period.

3. Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!".

4. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.

5. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic
Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.

How to be Happier, Healthier and Have More Fun!
Laughter IS The Best Medicine!

Picture this. You're standing around the water cooler at the office, sharing comments about last nights favorite sitcom. Here comes "Joe the Jerk," the buffoon of the office staff.

He butts in with, "have you heard the latest about the farmers daughter?" He launches into his latest off color joke completing ignoring the gender or makeup of his audience.

When he finally finishes, an uncomfortable silence falls across the group. Moments later one or two people may offer a half hearted chuckle and the group breaks up heading back to their workplace amid an uncomfortable atmosphere.

Unfortunately this, or something similar, happens every day around the globe.

There's no doubt about it, laughter truly is the best medicine. You probably have your own personal "library" of jokes that you roll out when the occasion arises.

However, have you ever given any thought to "joke etiquette?" Probably not, because until now there hasn't been any guidelines written on the subject.

That's no longer the case. "The Power Of Laughter" brings you a long list of wonderfully laughable jokes. . .however. . .it doesn't stop there.

Not just another overdone "joke ebook,"The Power Of Laughter" explores the anatomy of a joke from introduction straight through to delivery.

He discusses the right and wrong way to tell a joke and

Has Anyone Ever Told You That You Could Be A Stand-Up Comedian?


Dear Friend,

Well, here's your chance to try it out for size. Just think, you are making jokes and everyone is laughing. As you were growing up, you kept your friends, family and classmates in stitches. They would fall over whenever you told a joke. They couldn't get enough of them and always wanted you to keep them supplied with more.

Then it dawned on you-if you could do that with just familiar faces, what says that you couldn't do it with complete strangers? Then, an idea was born-being a stand-up comedian! You've always excelled in making people laugh. Now you were looking at bigger and better things for yourself.

With this report, Stand-up Comedy (The Secret to Becoming a Successful Comedian!), you will be able to discover the tricks of the trade. Stand-up comedy is a great way to get noticed by others. It is a different kind of comedic adventure. Stand-up comedians get a kick out of performing for a live audience.

The focus is to get their audience to laugh at their jokes and other material. There have been many famous comedians who have started out in stand-up comedy and have excelled big time with television sitcoms and movies.

In order to be a successful stand-up comedian, you have to know how to make audiences like your material so that they will enjoy your show. If you don't satisfy them, you will know

"Who else needs a quick and easy resource for comic book collecting?"

Discover, for a small registration fee, the joys of your own collection without leaving your computer. Risk free!

Comic ebook collection, are you seriously thinking about starting one yourself or do you want to continue the one you have? Then "Comic Book Collecting, a Starting Point" was written just for you. This ebook was designed to help you jump-start your collection using Internet resources!

• Powerful Economic Investment Potential
• An introduction to comic book collecting
• Preservation tips
• A guide on what to collect
• Grading your comic books

I guess one of the biggest questions that may be going through your mind is "Why Even Collect Comic Books?" First and foremost, many people have an avid interest in reading comic books. They can stimulate the hearts and imagination of the soul with a visually descriptive, emotional interaction with the reader. Go where no man has gone before. Hey, where have I heard that before? The mind can conjure up worlds of imagination and adventure. Comic books can provide the road map to these unknown destinations.

Dear friend:
Let me ask you 3 intriguing questions:

1. Do you know why people collect comic books?
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Fossils follows the adventures of four elderly musicians who form a band while residing in an old folks home in England The band is unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, but they are billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found by the media there, they continue to evade the press by fleeing to Cambodia, but they are discovered there shortly after arriving by a nasty journalist,  so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find there way home, amid a quagmire of red tape.

Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South east Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.

Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll

JC's at it again!
Jesus's return in 2009 meets brand new obstacles.
Political correctness and modern culture make things tough on the old Messiah.
Even the miracles have their problems.
If you don't laugh out loud, I'll give you your money back!

See the video trailer - 'The Adventures of Jesus' at You Tube

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Siam Storm-A Thailand Adventure

Please enjpy the first adventure in the popular Siam Storm Series.

When a small golden box containing dental remains of the Buddha is stolen and its guardian monks murdered; it is the surviving combatant monk, Pon's, duty to recover the holy item and avenge his brother monks. Pon leaves his secluded monastery in the Cardamom jungle to search of the man responsible. He enters Cambodia, where he finds the employer of, Dam, the man who committed the crime, but Dam has already fled, taking the box.

Spock, Stu, and Nick are three lovable English rogues who are enjoying a holiday of a lifetime in Thailand. While enjoying a raucous night out, they accidently stumble across the holy box and, unaware of its sacred contents, replace them with Nicks knocked out dentures.

Pon, after pursuing Dam to Pattaya, located on the south-eastern seaboard of Thailand, runs into Spock, Stu, and Nick. Calamity follows and they all get swept up into a new kind of adventure.

The fun has just begun...

A kidnap and ransom demand lead our hapless heroes into a pursuit through Vietnam. Pon is tested to his limit, as he must choose between his faith or save the most precious thing in his life. Fortunately, Spock and Stu are there to help and bumble through yet another adventure in South-east Asia. Our heroes become trapped and held by a ruthless band of mercenaries, led by an ex-Iranian Commando with a penchant for violence, and an arrogant English con-man. The group are funded by a wealthy Sheik who is hell bent on revenge. Our little pumpkins have to find an underground hide out within the maze of the Chu Chi tunnels, escape captivity, rescue a damsel in distress, restore order, and find a good drinking place in the hustle and bustle of Hanoi.

In this, the third novel of the Siam Storm series, we find Stu Spock and Pon face their most difficult challenge yet, as they are not only facing a cunning astute adversary, but also have to wrestle their own demons within. They learn a very important lesson...don't drink Heineken.

Chalice - Siam Storm 2 - A Cambodian Adventure

Professor Norman Rumble has spent the last few years in his dark, lonely world. Life for the old professor has just been a mundane routine since his beloved wife passed away, he just dedicated himself to his research. However, thanks to his tireless work he now has a chance to get his life back. He just needs to find some way to test his theory.

In Chalice, the hilarious sequel to the Siam Storm Adventure; our hapless heroes go to Cambodia to once again recover the sacred Buddha relic.

This time they must thwart plans that could change the human race and turn Spock and Stu into fruit based drinkers.

The chase takes them from the warm sandy beaches of Sihanoukville, on the southern coast of Cambodia, to Siem Reap and the spectacular Angkor Wat temples. They encounter many obstacles along the way and face many calamity's, such as warm beer. Our team has to find an underground citadel, recover the holy box, elude some unsavoury characters, spend time chillaxing on the beach and find some decent bars in Cambodia...will they succeed?