NAKED BEAUTY - Cellulite Free In 24 Days Ebook

NAKED BEAUTY - Cellulite Free In 24 Days

• The simple 22-minute, cellulite reducing, HOME exercise routine that in 16 months of home tested trials and actual use has amazed the skeptics and empowered hundreds of women to reclaim their natural beauty and regain their womanly self esteem by removing the dimpled, 'cottage cheese' looking, orange peel textured appearance from their butt, hips and thighs...

• Most women seeing definite improvements in just 24 days... All without painful weights, dangerous machines or useless gadgets - and NO changes in diet, at all...

• "loofah" sponges
• cactus fiber scrubbers
• special washcloths
• horsehair mitts
• creams and gels to "dissolve" cellulite
• pills containing vitamins, minerals
• powders or liquids containing herbs
• bathing liquids or additives
• vibrational massagers
• rubberized pants
• gimmicky devices
• bio ceramic cellulite shorts
• "dead skin" brushes
• "blood circulation" rollers
• body wrap treatments
• and cellulite reduction lotions...

At best - some of these approaches may temporarily make the skin feel a little softer and smoother - but in terms of getting rid of the horrendous ripples and dimples, to give you the freedom to wear attractive swimsuits, dress in cute outfits and enjoy intimate times of being naked without being self conscious...

The harsh reality is NONE of these money wasting methods get the job done... None of them give you permanent cellulite removal... Because it's physiologically IMPOSSIBLE...

See - there are no "toxins" to remove... This is a complete farce. The fat beneath your skin is exactly the same as the fat on the rest of your body. The BS advertising pitch claiming "you have toxins that build up in your body from the foods you eat and the air you breath - that get trapped in the fat in your mid-body - causing the bumpy skin..." - is a total bunch of trash...

Medically Tested Proof - "No Such Thing as Cellulite"

Several years ago, Neil Solomon, M.D., conducted a double-blind study of 100 people to see whether "cellulite" differed from ordinary fat. Specimens of regular fat and lumpy fat were obtained by a needle biopsy procedure and given to pathologists for analysis and comparison...

No differences between the two types of fat samples were found.

More recently, researchers at Rockefeller Institute used ultrasonography, microscopic examinations, and fat-metabolism studies to see if "cellulite affected" and unaffected skin areas differed in seven healthy adult subjects - five women, two men; four of them "cellulite" affected, three unaffected.

Not surprisingly - the researchers concluded: (a) certain characteristics of skin make women more prone than men to develop the appearance of "cellulite"; and (b) there were no differences in the appearance or function of the fatty tissue or the regional blood flow between "cellulite" affected and unaffected body areas within these individuals...

Which brings up the burning question...

Why Are Women Allowed to Be
Cheated, Deceived and Ripped Off?

The answer will shock you...

The truth is...

The FDA and other regulatory agencies have minimal authority over the Beauty and Cosmetics Industry - the main reason being that most products or services are intended to simply "enhance" superficial aspects of the female body - mainly hair, nails and the skin on the face and problem areas of the body - all externally superficial...

And since most of these types of treatments are "from the outside" - the FDA can just watch from a distance, and basically only get involved if enough complaints are issued by dissatisfied, or injured, women against a specific "anti-cellulite" product or company...

The Federal Trade Commission (FTC), however, does do it's best to regulate and control deceptive advertising practices and underhanded sales tactics. The FTC is the branch of the government that has authority over the advertising and marketing tactics used by companies on it's targeted market (in this case - women with 'cellulite')....

Their Sleazy Business Model:
"Prey On Desperate Women by Taking Advantage
of Advertising Loopholes & Flimsy Regulations..."

But, sadly, as I mentioned earlier - the rules that these 'beauty and cosmetic' companies 'must follow' are so flexible that these products can literally be labeled and marketed as "the magical cellulite cure in a bottle"...

Unfortunately hundreds of thousands of women fall for these 'false promises' and these companies make money hand over fist, all at your expense - fully knowing their product CANNOT get rid of your cellulite...

Here's a perfect example that is sure to make your blood boil...

Murad is one of the biggest companies in the "cellulite treatment" business - they market a cellulite treatment 'system' by the name 'Firm and Tone' and 'Cellulite Solution Regimen' - which costs about $510.00 PER MONTH, altogether...

That's $6,120.00 per year!! ..for some skin moisturizer and a vitamin 'regimen'...

Once you read this excerpt from an official Medical Toxicology Report - you'll be more educated than 99.6% of all other women in the world when it comes to the subject of cellulite...

What You Don't Know CAN Hurt You...

Its the "no harm - no foul rule"...

This means if you choose to buy a cream because you "think" its going to help you - and that cream doesn't harm you - then that's OK - even though you didn't get the promised result you bought the cream for in the first place!!

Doesn't that make you furious?.

...And here's how this big hoax is allowed to continue... One of the reasons is that you have this element of trust and hope inside you - that says "well, if these bottles say it 'flushes toxins, improves circulation and removes cellulite' ... then it must work or they wouldn't be allowed to sell this stuff"...

...And so you buy it - but as always - it doesn't work - and you are either too embarrassed to tell anyone or to get your money back for something that didn't live up to its promise - or EVEN WORSE - you think there is something horribly wrong with you and your body - and YOU BLAME IT ON YOURSELF!

None of that is right! ...But you've sneakily been manipulated into thinking this way - and we are going to put an end to that TODAY...

But first...

I want you to know there are a few things that I agree with you on, about cellulite...

First and foremost...

If you are not getting rid of it - it's slowly but surely getting worse and worse with each passing week because you have not stopped it's 'progression' by targeting the root cause...

But that's only the beginning...

Yes, it looks horrible...

It affects many aspects of your life...

It forces you to wear clothes you would rather not wear and prevents you from dressing like you really would love to dress...

It makes you avoid fun times at the beach or the pool - or simply stops you from being able to enjoy a vacation where you can soak up the sun, looking great in a bikini...

It forces you to make love with the lights off - or even worse it causes you to avoid sex at all costs - because you don't want your man to see what it looks like...

...and it wears away at your self esteem, your self confidence and your joy for life...

As a woman - that's no way to live your life - and soon enough you won't have to...

All you want is to look and feel sexy with or without your clothes... After all, you are a woman, right?...

The Only Proven Way to Get Rid of Cellulite
is Discovered, Refined and Simplified

At this point you're probably asking yourself... "How does Joey know this?"

Truth be told - this is my life's calling - the ability to help you enhance your body is what I've been gifted with...

Helping middle-aged women fix and fine-tune their bodies is what I'm known for around the world...

My passion to excel in this specific area grew out of my deep empathy for women who've been misled, misinformed or 'misunderstood' - and this bond I created with frustrated females has earned me the official title of - 'The Woman's Trainer'...

But most importantly, showing you how to get rid of your cellulite with minimal time, effort and hassle is my core specialty...

Remember, this is NOT about losing weight, dieting or becoming a 'fitness super-model' - It's strictly about getting rid of cellulite with some lifting and firming...

You may be surprised to know that I have a bachelors degree in exercise physiology (SUNY Buffalo, NY) and a masters degree in exercise science (LIU - Dobbs Ferry, NY) - but the reality is all that formal education and time spent in the lab only gave me the foundation that would support my future fitness career and journalistic endeavors...

It wouldn't be until 12 years after college that I'd be faced with the challenge of creating a simple, cellulite reduction exercise routine that could be done in less than 25 minutes, at home

Dana, an old college friend - sent me this email - which would lead me to create the program... ...

A Challenge Issued and
The Cellulite Reduction Routine is Born...

After I got Dana's email - I couldn't sleep for 2 days - partially because I could feel her pain - but more so because I thrive on this type of challenge - and my wheels where turning 24/7 until I drafted the initial anti cellulite exercise routine...

Based on past success with various female clients I knew this program was sure to work for Dana but before I sent it to her - I wanted to give this specific routine a 'test run'...

At the time, my sister Marisa was going through a relationship issue - and had fallen off her exercise routine - causing her to develop some cellulite in the butt, hip and thigh area.

Getting 'back into the gym' was not an option for her because of the mild state of depression she was in - BUT I was able to convince her to follow my cellulite reduction program at home - every other day...

She did - and 4 weeks later - she was ecstatic yet baffled... Her cellulite was gone - but being a 'health club' regular - she simply couldn't understand why this approach could work so well - WITHOUT the weights and machines type routines of the health club...

You must understand - to my 'younger' sister, I'm not a 'Guru' - I'm just her 'older brother' - but after this eye-opening experience she realized her older brother does indeed hold some 'Guru' status...

Two Older, Out-of-Shape Ladies
'Drop-Kick' Their Cellulite Problem

So she asks... "Joey - there are two older ladies I work with. They're not really overweight - but they are un-toned and they both have cellulite that they always complain about - can I make copies of the program and give it to them?"

I said... "Sure - as long as they promise to follow it as outlined - and keep us posted on the changes..."

Marisa replies... "Cool - they will love you for this - you have no idea..."

Sure as sunshine - two and half weeks later one of the women, Annette, asked my sister for my number and called me directly to personally thank me for the improvements she had already seen, and to tell me there was no doubt in her mind she would have "at least a 90% reduction of the cellulite before summer..."

The other woman, Trish, wasn't able to start at the same time - due to the flu, but after seeing what the program had done for my sister and Annette - she started as soon as she was back on her feet...

...And 5 weeks after starting - she sent me an email of praise and 'amazement', as she put it, - to let me know how happy she is with "making her body young again"... She mentioned how everyone told her that her "cellulite was genetic and she would just have to live with it..." Now they all swear she had some 'surgical procedure' during vacation time...

At this point I know I have the program that is going to get rid of Dana's cellulite - BUT, I spend another week fine-tuning, and tightening it up a bit - so that she could fit it into her schedule no matter how busy she is...

I send her the program with exact photos and instructions - so there is absolutely no guess work and no need for excuses...

It Means You Get Sexy, You Get Wiser
and You Get Sweet 'Revenge'

Picture this...

It's been a quick 3.5 weeks since you read the Cellulite Reduction Report and you are utterly ecstatic about the changes that have taken place so far...

Before bathing, you undress with a smile as you gaze at yourself in the mirror, turning your hips to the side as you run your hand over your firmly lifted buns and tightly smoothed thighs - you absolutely love what you see (and so does your man!) - but it gets better...

After you bathe, you dry yourself off - and then grab your favorite moisturizer... You squeeze some lotion into the palm of your hand - you rub the lotion onto both palms - and you begin massaging the lotion into your right upper thigh, hip and buttocks region - working your way down to your knee and calve area...

As you do this - you are almost in disbelief about the new firmness and tightness of your entire butt, hip and thigh area... The cellulite is almost gone - and you notice a sexy toning effect from the simple exercises you've been doing...

You lift your head to look right at the mirror - and the mirror doesn't lie - as it shows you a true reflection of pure attractiveness...

The dimply, bumpy skin has been replaced with gently toned, tightly smoothed and firmly sculpted, tantalizing flesh... You realize everything is getting smoother and tighter...

and next...

You begin to get dressed and you slip on a cute pair of bikini panties - that perfectly accentuate your silky smooth butt and thighs...

You then slip on your favorite little dress that you've been afraid to wear for the last few years, you turn away from the mirror - and look over your shoulder to take a good look at your tightly smoothed thighs and legs...

Just then - your man walks in and says "Sweetheart, whatever you've been doing these last few weeks - please promise me you'll never stop because I just can't get my eyes off your body!"

You smile and reply "Don't worry honey - I have no reason to stop - it's just so easy to do... But I must warn you - things are gonna get even better... so we'll be going clothes shopping soon for some more sexy outfits..."

He replies, in a near-hypnotic state "Just say the word, babe, and shopping for sexy clothes we go!"

Your Nasty Cellulite is Gone for Good and
No More Wasting Time or Money

This 22-minute, cellulite reduction, home exercise program makes it finally happen for you...

My female clients have officially named this program... NAKED BEAUTY - "Cellulite Free In 24 Days, Guaranteed" ...and here's what your program does for you...

• Tightens, lifts and smooths the skin of your buttocks & upper thighs with 3 floor exercises that surprise even the best trainers and fitness pros...
  
• It puts lots of money in YOUR purse - Beauty spa operators want women to think "exercise doesn't work" so you keep shelling out big bucks, month after month, in the hopes that "some day - the cloth wrap treatments are going to magically cure your cellulite..."
  
• Been told that "cardio and diet gets rid of cellulite..." by some 'know it all'? Ha! - NOT TRUE! - See, dieting is for weight loss and "traditional cardio" is for aerobic endurance. All you want to do is get rid of your cellulite - NAKED BEAUTY gets rid of your cellulite without dieting and without running yourself into the ground...
  
• Only 36% of women who follow my method need some cardio. I tell you how to determine if you need it - and if so, I map out exactly which 3 types of cardio, and the precise way to do the cardio, with a few options/variations - so you are not slowing down your cellulite reduction results...
  
• My amazing Form-Tempo-Sequence formula that gives you measurable cellulite reduction in minimal time - WITHOUT cutting into your busy schedule...
  
• Have you read that "cellulite is caused by a build-up of toxins in the body..."? Don't believe this scam-based bullshit for 2 seconds... This 'toxin theory' is the foundation for one of the biggest beauty product rip-offs on the market... Our bodies are designed to eliminate toxins around the clock... If toxins really were accumulating in your body - you'd be dead already - just ask your trusted doctor about it...
  
• Has some "neighborhood expert" told you "Your cellulite is genetic and permanent..."? Well, in 3.5 weeks they'll be eating crow and green with envy when you unveil your gorgeous, new cellulite-free body...
  
• Sneaky advertising schemes of "cellulite dissolving" products that cost women a fortune... As a NAKED BEAUTY Client you'll never be victimized by those con-artists again...
  
• Next month when your cellulite is gone - you'll want it to stay gone for the rest of your life... Your Life-Time Anti-Cellulite Prevention and Maintenance Schedule shows you exactly how to KEEP your skin smooth, tight and sexy forever. These easy to follow schedules make your life simple and EXTREMELY enjoyable...
  
• Be ready to turn some heads at the next beach outing or poolside gathering... You'll be totally excited to show off your cellulite free body in a great looking bikini WITHOUT a cover up...
  
• Have you tried the brutal "weights and machines" approach at the gym - only to be disappointed after so much sweaty effort? If so, don't worry... See, you're not a bodybuilder or 'fitness competitor' - you simply want to get rid of your cellulite... so your answer isn't "in the gym" - it's in a careful combination of bodyweight movements that smooth and tighten the surface of your skin by PROPERLY toning and firming the muscles DIRECTLY behind the dimpled, bumpy areas of your body...
  
• Four simple moves you do right in your family room that smooth, firm and lift the skin above your knees, and on your inner thighs... You'll NEVER see these at your local fitness center...
  
• Did you 'get cellulite after having kids'? If so - I'm sure you're frustrated and depressed about it... No need to worry any more though - because there is one proven way to reverse the skin-rippling effects of child-bearing - and I map it out for you, step-by-step, in the 22-minute program called NAKED BEAUTY...
  
• Nothing complements your attractive lower body like a tight and sexy pair of arms... In your 8-minute video, Tightly Toned Arms I walk you through a simple, yet focused sequence of exercises you can do at home or at the office - that tighten the "flappy flab" - and keep your beautiful arms toned for eternity...
  
• The single most important scheduling factor that gives you dazzling cellulite reduction results while making your life easier... It's based on my 'consisto-flex' approach... tailor made for regular women with really busy lifestyles...
  
• Doesn't matter if you're 16 or 67 years old. What matters is that you're alive... Your body's physiological response to this laser targeted routine is the same as any other woman, regardless of age... The muscles under the skin get firmer and tighter - making the skin get firmer, tighter and smoother - it's that simple...
  
• Want to tighten and tone your stomach - and KEEP it that way as you get older? You have Private Client Access to a 9-minute online video - where I show you exactly what to do... One of the results-delivering moves in this laser-targeted routine is called the Tummy Tucker... need I say more?

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