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Help for Hysterical Humans (etc.) is a slender PDF densely packed with music, magic, meditation, and humor. Author James Sterngram is a poet for the Associated Individuals Desiring Enlightenment (Sometimes). AIDE(S) is a global prophet-making organization currently boasting roughly seven billion members.

A shorter sample poem:

True Discipline

Perfect discipline is this:
never waiting till you're done
with this task, this life, this sun
before you take it all in fun.

I'm still 'working' on this one,
but I have learned that, deep within,
my somber psyche has a friend
who never lacks for discipline.

THE HAROLD ANGEL, the story of an almost good dog, is a chapter ebook for young readers. Harold wants to be good. He wants to help his family but he is always getting things wrong. When he hears the children sing "Hark the Herald Angel," Harold thinks everyone is singing about him. At last they all think he is good! An angel dog! Now he can sleep in the Dad's bed! share the Xmas turkey! But Harold is making a big mistake...

The humorous tale of a third grader and her teacher when an improbable accident happens. The little girl's diary becomes her only friend as she writes about what occurred. On a typical school day, Eloisa Mae, nicknamed Beam (she's her mother's little sunbeam) is very tired after a weekend spent traveling to the home of her grandparents. Beam is barely awake when her teacher, Mrs. Binklemeyer, asks her a question. Beam yawns and yawns with such force that she sucks her teacher right into her mouth. Whoops! Naturally, the mishap shocks Beam and her teacher. Beam's parents freak out as does the principal and her classmates. Everyone in the town tries to keep it a secret. However, word gets out and reporters hound Beam. People laugh at her. Some call her a freak. Do-gooders try various ways to separate Beam and Mrs. Binklemeyer but nothing works. In their present condition, Beam will never grow up and Mrs. Binklemeyer will never teach again. Will some clever person step up to help? Hope so.

I wrote "Sticks" not just as an entertaining story but also as a satire of the spectacular claims made by golf manufacturers about their equipment.

Playing golf is a rewarding experience. Unfortunately, playing it well requires skill, practice, patience and dedication. These are the things which most of us are unwilling or incapable of doing.

Most, myself included, would like to find a short cut to success whether it be in golf or anything else.

In golf, the short cut is usually a new well-advertised driver, the latest putter or even a "super ball" guaranteed to add an extra fifty yard to your drive. These rarely if ever, fulfill the average golfer's dream of spectacular play. The only improvement of his game that they might make is that his wallet is a bit lighter and his walk around the links is then possibly a bit less tiring.

So is there really a magic piece of equipment that will allow one to circumvent all required hard work?

"Sticks" addresses the question - "What if?

What if a magic shortcut really did exist and someone found it?"

Bob Andrews, the book's central character, may have found it!

How did he find it and what happens when he does?

You'll find out when you read "Sticks - A Golfer's Tale", the ultimate golf fantasy.

More Books By Walt

• Skeet Shoot
• Fish Farm
• The Three Dollar

Rebecca is crushing on her new stepbrother, Pres. Celeste, her friend, tells her that Pres could feel differently, but Rebecca ignores the advice. Celeste's brother, Josh, who is also friends with Pres, volunteers to help Rebeccca with a school project, and Rebecca comes to depend on his help more than she realizes.

Rebecca also struggles to find a way to connect with her new stepfather. Through several twists and turns, Rebecca learns that perfect is not necessarily what she first thought.

The Rock and Roll Bathroom Reader is a compilation of witty, unique and sometimes quite irate music articles penned by independent music writer Peter Kimmich, whose writing has created avalanches of discussion and commentary, even inspiring copycat and revenge posts.

This collection of sometimes-satirical, sometimes-earnest, sometimes-fuming commentary observes rock and indie phenomena such as cumbersome band names, drug-inspired songs, rock star behavior, and brushes with rock celebrity, all taken with a grain of salt. Or perhaps a full salt shaker.

Downloadable in PDF format to be compatible with most browser-equipped smartphones and tablets, the Rock and Roll Bathroom Reader is perfect for those who are looking for a quick, entertaining read ... wherever they may currently be.

Length: 48 pages
Format: PDF

World War Z has hit the movies. The Zombie are alive again. The dead is walking. This book How to throw a Zombie Party will give you ideas in costumes, food, decoration, movies and games. Great pictures of the dead. It might be time to have a zombie party or go the the movies dress as a zombie.