Help for Hysterical Humans who Hope to Be Happy in Heaven Ebook

Help for Hysterical Humans (etc.) is a slender PDF densely packed with music, magic, meditation, and humor. Author James Sterngram is a poet for the Associated Individuals Desiring Enlightenment (Sometimes). AIDE(S) is a global prophet-making organization currently boasting roughly seven billion members.

A shorter sample poem:

True Discipline

Perfect discipline is this:
never waiting till you're done
with this task, this life, this sun
before you take it all in fun.

I'm still 'working' on this one,
but I have learned that, deep within,
my somber psyche has a friend
who never lacks for discipline.