Diary of a Wimpy Schoolgirl Ebook

The humorous tale of a third grader and her teacher when an improbable accident happens. The little girl's diary becomes her only friend as she writes about what occurred. On a typical school day, Eloisa Mae, nicknamed Beam (she's her mother's little sunbeam) is very tired after a weekend spent traveling to the home of her grandparents. Beam is barely awake when her teacher, Mrs. Binklemeyer, asks her a question. Beam yawns and yawns with such force that she sucks her teacher right into her mouth. Whoops! Naturally, the mishap shocks Beam and her teacher. Beam's parents freak out as does the principal and her classmates. Everyone in the town tries to keep it a secret. However, word gets out and reporters hound Beam. People laugh at her. Some call her a freak. Do-gooders try various ways to separate Beam and Mrs. Binklemeyer but nothing works. In their present condition, Beam will never grow up and Mrs. Binklemeyer will never teach again. Will some clever person step up to help? Hope so.