"Are You Going To Prison or Jail? Are You Worried About How You will Survive in Prison Among the Convicted Murderers, Thieves and Rapists?"
I called it the "Fresh Fish List" Here is my "Fish List" of what I DIDN'T WANT to happen to me while in prison:
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<li>I don't want the embarrassment of someone looking me up on an "inmate locator"</li>
<li>I don't want to spend time more away from my family than I was originally sentenced to</li>
<li>I DON'T WANT to have to look over my shoulder 24/7</li>
<li>I don't want to worry about my girlfriend or wife finding another lover (or if female... vice versa)</li>
<li>I DON'T WANT to go to sleep worrying about my cellmate</li>
<li>I don't want something on my record that someone might see</li>
<li>I DON'T WANT to get picked on, beaten up, ganged up on or sexually assaulted... ever!</li>
<li>I DON'T WANT to be someone's bitch...</li>
<li>I DON'T WANT my wife and kids to visit me in prison and see bruises on my face</li>
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As you can see, my list of "Don't Wants" is really long... Then, I put together my list of what I DID WANT: 
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<li>I WANT TO know what to do and how to handle myself BEFORE I surrender and go in!</li>
<li>I want to be able to go to chow, the rec room, sleep or do what I want without being harassed!</li>
<li>I WANT TO be able to walk onto the yard and not