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A No Bullshit Attitude It's written as we speak, "fucks" and
everything, because that's how the guy in the gym speaks. Like my good friend Bob Kennedy, founder of Muscle Mag International, said, the
No Bull is - "outlandish, coarse, honest and downright vulgar.
Congratulations." It's besides honest, open, accurate and jam packed
with information you can use... So, you still with me? Hehehe... I thought so :-)
'Telling It
Like It Is' has Become The No Bull takes bodybuilding back to
its roots. 'Telling it like it is' has become the No Bull Collection's motto.
It is a wholly
independent magazine, that answers to no one. I enjoy the fact that several of the things we print (well most actually) actually do piss several folk off.
In this game once
you tell the real truths, it's inevitable that several folk are
not going to like it - but who gives a fuck? Not me! The ONLY thing that matters to me is
that YOU get the FACTS...
Why The Another Mags Are Full Of Shit Getting real training,
nutrition and drug information is more harder than you think. Let me explain
why... I'm certain that at several point
you will have see several or another of the glossy "muscle mags".
You cognize the ones, those who have images of folk with bodies sculptured out of
years of steroid use advertising several "wonder muscle gainer
botch supplement".
Possibly you even as subscribe to a mag like that.
For Too Long Now Magazines have
Trapped Their content is controlled by several factors (which I will now explain to you) that wholly restrict several their ability to tell you the real facts just about bodybuilding and their desire to seperate you from your hard attained cash. Don't believe me?... ...Well did you cognize that in the USA the DEA (Drug Social control Agency) monitors ALL bodybuilding publications, and the publishers can be open to prosecution if it is deemed that they have been encouraging the use of steroids and another performance enhancing drugs. So, ask yourself, how on earth can you discover the real facts reading magazines that are controlled in such a manner and don't openly acknowledge thing everyone knows - bodybuilders take steroids. I mean how the fuck can a mag even as pretend to speak just about muscle development, without talking just about steroids? It's like a chinese cookery book not talking just about rice. Everybody in those mags with a decent figure of muscle uses gear. Yes even as those twats who advertise the "wonder botch muscle gainer" supplements. Yes even as those who do this stupid fucking 12 week muscle gain competition nonsense. Yes, every single bodybuilder pro. Yes, every single amateur bodybuilder. Yes, even as those lying BASTARDS who say they are natural. (Here's a special No Bull message to these so called "naturals". See my lips... FUCK OFF will you.) Oh, did I forget to mention that about every single pro jock in any sport that requires strength or endurance uses steroids as well, and nowadays galore amateur athletes in any single sport that that requires strength or endurance besides uses - starting at high school level. Not good, but true. So can you see what I'm acquiring at
here... How more longer are you going to put up with reading shite,
disguised as hardcore muscle information, once
they don't OPENLY talk
just about steroids?
Aside from that, "Cash is King", and once a magazine's main source of financial gain is advertising revenue generated from the supplement companies, (or even as more often these days the mag's owner's really own supplement company), they don't want articles that say "Fuck the supplements, I Actually did it with steroids!" now do they?
Still Not Convinced? Well see this if your still not quite convinced. All the established big bodybuilding magazines have built their markets on the back of the sport of bodybuilding and are now closely-held by companies who turn over millions of dollars per year in supplement sales. "Muscle Media" owner Bill Philips (who wrote the Anabolic Reference Guide) now owns the EAS supplement company, and not surprisingly now promotes natural bodybuilding exploitation his own supplements, and seems to have forgotten just about steroids.... absorbing eh? Think I'll do any new friends with that last paragraph? Guess not. |
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See what I mean? These magazines have their content controlled to sell their supplements to YOU, and they do it improbably well. The result is that the quest to find real straight talking, hardcore bodybuilding and steroid information has become really difficult... unless you cognize wherever to look. And my friend I have good news for you, you are NOW looking in the right place - yes at this really minute !!!
So Who The Hell Am I...
And Why Am I Want to hear a little just about me? I mean you have just see how I crap all over the rest of the muscle publications, so who the hell am I to say these things? OK, here goes. I have been in this game for over 25 years, several as a competitive bodybuilder, a trainer of champions and more recently a steroid writer. Fundamentally I have "been there, done it and got the T-shirt to prove it". I in person know, (and am lucky to consider as friends), galore of the legends of this sport. There is really little that happens in this game that I don't cognize about... and that I won't tell YOU just about in "my baby" the "No Bull Collection".
Here's a few highlights of my achievements and experience which demonstrate exactly why I can say what I say - and print what I print, and tell the truth like I do. With so more wholly chaffy bodybuilding and steroid information accessible on the 'net and so galore so called "experts" about it's important you discover a little just about me so that you can see for yourself that I cognize my shit :-)
Frankly I could go on and on. I mean I could tell you that several of the athletes I have trained (not bodybuilders) are Olympic athletes, champion boxers, pro football (soccer) and rugby football players, and several of these folk are BIG family names. I could tell you that most of the UK media consults me about everytime they need several steroid knowledge or there is several steroids scandal in the news. I could besides say that I have appeared in all forms of media in the UK, including TV, radio, mags and newspapers galore times. This isn't an occasional thing. The last time I was contacted was really recently to advise on steroids and bodybuilding for a potential new UK television series. I could tell you that information from my steroid books has been used by the British medical consultative council (I had to move out the fucks). I could tell you that I trained my own son Chris and make several really radical changes in his body in just 11 months of Really hard work... here's the pic's to prove it:-
Get the image here. I cognize my stuff. I could actually bore you with more much of this. But here and now is not the time or place for me to get too detailed. After all this mag is just about what you get out of it. It's not just about how cool I am :-) It's just about what me and the No Bull Team can give to you. It's just about the knowledge, the no bullshit articles, cycles, steroid news, scandal, fun and sick perverted humour that you'll see and discover just about in the mag. We'll go through that later... But for now, at least you have a reasonable idea of who I am and why I am qualified to get on my soapbox and tell you what I'm telling you. OK - now let's take a look at EXCATLY why the No Bull is several and EXACTLY what you'll get in it...?
So Why Is The No Bull Different? Here's just 10 reasons why the No Bull is several than thing else out there, and why you, if you are looking for hardcore, hard talking, REAL training and steroid information will discover more from the No Bull than you possibly could from any of the another mags :-
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Meet the No Bull Team The team of writers and contributors to the No Bull is improbably well qualified to bring you non-stop, no-bullshit information just about training, nutrition and drugs. The team is ready-made up of current competitive and ex-competitive bodybuilders, champion powerlifters, lawyers, bio-chemists, nutrition experts, martial arts champions, a former Mr. USA, a qualified osteopath, and a pharmacist; as well as a few really crazy people, with wholly sick and twisted minds (yours truly included), who are responsible for the cartoons and humor.The one thing the whole team has in common - every single one of us pumps iron, most have competed as bodybuilders, and they all have this game running through their veins. Their goal with the No Bull is simple - "to provide YOU with exactly the information you need to grow and to entertain you on the way."
The No Bull Team of Meet the team that's going to bring the No Bull to you. I'm sure you'll agree once you see the following list that there is an huge figure of cognition accessible to you in the mag via these guys. I am really proud and really fortunate to have these guys on board...
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Mick, If the
No Bull is That Good But, because you won't find it on the shelves, (we have been prohibited from the shelves of W.H.Smith - the U.K.'s largest mag seller, who have outlets in every U.K. town) galore folk will evidently not have detected just about the No Bull... but that will all change now. Thanks to the Internet, the No Bull is
now accessible as a 100% online magazine - the really 1st hardcore
bodybuilding and steroid mag accessible fully online !!!
OK Mick, How do I Subscribe to the No Bull? As I said, the No Bull Collection is now accessible 100% online. All you have to do to get your copy is click on the link below and complete the simple subscription process. This will give you instant access to the member's section of the site wherever you can view your No Bulls.As this is the Computer network and we are just launching the digital/online version of the No Bull Collection, I'm going to do you an offer that's perfectly unique, and only accessible to the 1st 5000 online subscribers.
Here's what you'll get if you subscribe to the No Bull RIGHT NOW
That's a total of 20 No Bull's in your 1 years subscription, worth a total of $80 PLUS I'll besides throw in the following BONUSES if you take out your subscription NOW, note that these "bonuses" will disappear without prior notice once we have our "founder subscribers".
100% FREE
Bonuses for the 1st 5000
This is an astounding offer, you will ne'er once again have to pay a single penny to obtain another No Bull. I powerfully urge you to subscribe now whilst you are still one of the 1st 5000 subscribers... I promise you that this offer Wish NOT LAST, even as if you only see the No Bull for another few years and then lose all interest in bodybuilding this bonus will be worth at least $150 to you - s of bonus $150+
EXTRA Bonus -
Free Electronic Book "Tears on a Keyboard" The total s of the whole package is $245 but if you take out your subscription right now you will still be amongst the 1st 5000 subscribers and therefore I'm going to give you the whole lot for only $47 Remember this offer cost is ONLY accessible to the 1st 5000 online subscribers. Let me do that clear, you will get a full $245 package all as elaborate above for only $47, that's less than $1 a week for the next 12 months to obtain a life subscription the top Bodybuilding and Steroid Mag on the market plus ALL of the bonuses above. Note that your $47 is NOT a monthly payment, it's a one-time payment of $47 for the whole life subscription. You will NOT be re-charged ever again. This offer is ONLY accessible whilst you can see it online. Several the cost and the offer will disappear once we have the 1st 5000 online subscribers. As of now this offer is STILL available.
And Guess What,
it Get's Better... You have to admit that is one hell of an offer, but it gets even as
better. The No Bull subscribers are more much than just "happy
subscribers", in fact, about without exception they are totally
100% delighted subscribers! (As you can see for yourself by reading the subscribers
comments) ...And you get to keep the "Tears on a Keyboard" plus the "No Bull Back Issues" perfectly FREE... You have perfectly NO RISK. The ONLY person who can lose is me!!!
The
Guarantee Means You
Don't The "NO RISK 180 day guarantee" effectively means that you don't even as have to decide now. Follow the link below and take out your subscription, then check out the No Bull back issues, and the current issue, see them cover to cover. Transfer and see your free ebook "Tears on a Keyboard", a story that every single bodybuilder MUST read... ...And take your time, there's no need to rush, you can check out the whole package with no urgency and no worries -- as you have a full 180 days to decide if you like what you see. If you do like what you see, which I'm certain you will, then and only then, after the 180 days, will you actually have taken the decision to pay for your subscription. If however, you're not happy, then you just use the guarantee. Simply send me an email, tell me you want your cash back and I'll return every single cent. You perfectly cannot lose. This is a 100% risk free subscription. As I aforesaid the only person who can possibly lose out here is me. You see, if you were to subscribe to a regular magazine, you would-be have the chance to see it off the shelf first. You could then decide if you wanted to buy it... But with the Computer network I can't do that. I understand that, and I besides understand that you may ne'er have detected of me or the No Bull before. That's why I am giving you the chance to measure the whole thing for a full 180 days with your NO RISK guarantee. In fact this is more much than a simple guarantee. It's my personal promise to you. You are either 100% happy or you get ALL your cash back. No fucking about. I actually can't be any fairer than that, $245 of steroid s for ONLY $47 and wholly risk free. It's a really fair deal, don't you agree?
Subscribe NOW and Get "In the Know" To get a life supply of No Bull bodybuilding and
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Founder of The No Bull Collection and Paddy Hart Training Systems Ltd. P.S. If you have see this far you are probably thinking "Hmmm should I risk my $47 dollars, how do I cognize this is for real?" I understand that. You see over the Computer network I can only do so more to show you what I'm expression is true. That's exactly why I have offered the 100% NO RISK 180 day money back guarantee. So that you don't have to worry or take any risks. If you ever want your money back, all you have to do is ask. Click here to get immediate online access to the No Bull P.P.S. The biggest concern you may have at this point is probably "Am I going to be happy with my subscription?" If this is what you are thinking then click here to see what the subscribers think. These comments are just a selection of the hundreds that we have on file in our offices. Click here to get immediate online access to the No Bull P.P.P.S. Still not convinced? Let me ask you a question... What are your alternatives? You now cognize what the another mags offer. So wherever else are you going to get real " No Bull" training, nutrition and drug information that will help you grow AND do you laugh? Click here to get immediate online access to the No Bull
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Distinct Yet? Then Take a Look at Firstly, a Word Simply just about These Subscriber's Comments... Now let's talk straight here. Most people, myself included, whenever we see "testimonials" on a web site think... "Oh move on man, give me a break, you probably wrote them yourself!" And even as then we cognize that they are only going to say good things, so fundamentally what's the fucking point in reading them?
So... Are These Comments for Real? Yes they are. Remember that whilst we are new to the Internet, this magazine has been running for five years, and we can't do that unless several folk are purchasing it right? Besides that most of these comments have email addresses so that you can check them out for yourself - email the person and ask him if the NO Bull is for real if you want to. The only ones that have no email address are those that were sent in by "snail mail" - (you remember that trend from the last century). "Ah", I hear you say. "But that could just be Paddy with 100's of several email addresses replying to them all and pretence to be lots of several people." To that I would-be reply... "GET Several TREATMENT FAST YOU PARANOID BASTARD. Do you think I have nothing better to do than that!!"
OK, so here's a huge bunch of subscribers comments. In my office here I virtually have hundreds more and these are just a selection. Several of them I have used above, so excuse me for the occasional repetition here. The Subscribers Comments...
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