"Discover the easy way to bring hundreds of hand picked, actually funny jokes and one liners to your PC, available to view instantly."

Fool minute of your time fellow humour seeker
How long have you spent trawling the net, searching joke sites and forums, troubled to find truly funny jokes, only to emerge empty handed?  You find the occasional gem, but mostly it's the same gags cut and glued from site to site.  And piece you battle with pop-up ads and annoying animated banners, only to end up empty handed, time   ...   slowly  ...   ticks   ...   away   ...

Well, I'm pleased to say your hours of endless searching are at an end,  because I've done the searching for you.  I've spent nearly a year trailing down the funniest, public domain gags I could lay my hands on and I've put them all together in the shape of, The Jester , a brilliant new information program.  Over 2500 jokes, quips, thigh slappers, one liners, and rip snorters. Only the better ready-made it through.  For every gag chosen for inclusion there were scores that failing the audition.
 

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"I cannot say enough just about The Jester, it is so more fun!" "I just had a chance to check out The Fool this morning, and it rocks!  If it were Simply a information of jokes, that would-be already be great, but it's really well organized, has quality jokes, it's simple to use, and offers the option of redaction and adding my own jokes!  I cannot say enough just about The Jester, it is so more fun! I activity as a professional comedy-magician, and once folk discover what I do, often they will say 'Tell me a joke.'  Much often than not, I'm at a loss in those situations, because I do not actually do 'jokes.'  It's stand-up and situational comedy.  Thanks to The Jester, I now have a nice quality selection of answers to the awful 'tell me a joke' request! " Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic Davenport, Iowa www.maniacofmagic.com

A Unique Laughter Resource!

The information is divided into 5 several Collections, but it's up to you how you organise this fabulous array of funnies.  You can search the information exploitation a wide variety of criteria and then use the results to build new Collections.  Or you can copy or remove jokes from one Collection to another, or add new jokes as you find them and build an even as bigger resource!

Here's a sample of what The Jester has in store ...

• Standard Jokes

After living in a remote wild all his life, an old old codger distinct it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How just about that! Here's a image of my dad."
He bought the `picture`, but on the way house he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he adorned it in the barn, and every morning before departure for the fields, he would-be go there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these galore trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly cow he's runnin' after."
 
• Quickies

The expansive kid goes to the expansive school, he sits down next to his expansive schools mates and the expansive teacher comes in to start the lesson. The expansive kid gets bored and pulls out a pin, he pops himself, his school mate, his teacher and the school.
Next day the schoolmaster calls him in and says, "Johnny, I'm very, really defeated in you.", "Not only have you let yourself down, you've let your mates down, the teacher down and the whole school".

Several these Collections concentrate on the standard everyday joke.  The sort you stand up and rattle off in front of an audience, whether it's in a club, at your place of work, or at home.  Over 2,000 actually funny gags in these two Collections alone!
 
• Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor what can you order for MS and impotence?
Cannabis for MS relief, and Sildenafil for the impotence.
Any side effects from mix those two?
Simply a few stiff joints.
 
• Question and Answer
  Q. What do elephants have for dinner?

  A. An hour ... just like the another animals.
   

• Just Questions
  Can you get CJD playing Scrabble?
   
  Another 500 little pearls in these three Collections. 

  Simply let that total sink in for a moment.  2,500.  It is truly an amazing selection.

"I've waited years for a system like this one ..." "Public speaking is a regular part of my job, and I have always tried to support track of all the several jokes, illustrations, and stories that I have found over the years.  I've ne'er found a nice system for doing that, but I've always thought that there had to be one out there.  This is it!  I've waited for years for a system like this one to organize, edit, and search for just the right joke or story, and now my search is over.  I actually like that I can add my own stories to it, and highlight any keywords I want to use to find them later.  I've found it really easy to navigate and use.  I'm sure there is more to it than what I've discovered so far, but for the basic things I've tried already, it works like a charm." Jeff Vanderhoff Johnstown, PA

"The Fool is a great information of jokes ..." "Graham has created a program that is sure to find a house on galore computers.  The Fool is a great information of jokes compiled from all over, designed to suit exactly what you need.  Performers will find nice jokes, bad jokes, off-color jokes, and especially bromidic jokes to use in their professional work. Regular folk will just be able to find a quick fix for comedy anytime they want. The Quick Search function is really useful - although still no monopoly jokes in the entire directory!  I guess I'll just have to add my own, but that's the beauty of this program: you can!  An easy to use interface allows the user to add, delete, and edit jokes as they see fit.  This is wherever the program has its true merit in my mind.  Well done!"   Brian Miller, Professional Magician  www.BrianMillerMagic.com

OK, so how easy is it to choice jokes?  This easy.

1 Choice the Collection of jokes to view

2 Highlight an individual joke

3 See the chosen joke

 

 

 




 

Literally the moment you open The Fool you are viewing jokes.  Now doesn't that do a change from waiting for pages to load and troubled to close annoying pop-ups!

Remember this is not an Ebook, wherever once you've see the gags that's it.  This is an editable, customisable PC application and information that's yours to control!  Don't like the way a gag is written? No problem, change it to suit your style and delivery. Delete any you don't want.  Add new ones as you find them.

The Jester offers all this:
 

Immediate viewing of all jokes via easy dropdown and selection Add new jokes, delete ones you don't want, and edit jokes to suit your style. Search for jokes by description or text, rank ss. keywords, or date of entry,  PLUS fast Quick Search. Built in text font size adjustment to save eye strain Full copy and paste of all jokes to another documents or emails Print out any Collection of jokes, or export to .txt file or .HTML file Full on screen, context sensitive Help Files, with loads of helpful illustrations and examples Exclusive area on The Fool web site,  with more jokes and special offers FREE upgrades as and once they become available

   

" Fundamentally anyone can use this ... " "The 1st thing I detected and enjoyed was how improbably easy and simple it was, the downloading was no problem, but once it was set up, it was quite clean wherever to go and what to do. I besides enjoyed the jokes as they were unique as well as funny. Several of the better are in there (classics) as well as several nice new stuff. Basically, anyone can use this, which I like, no matter what venue, you will enjoy or enjoy expressing these jokes. The collection was well put together and shows a lot of effort put into a program."   Roger Atlantic City

" I've compete with the system and I'm really pleased with it ." "I've compete with the program and I'm really pleased with it. Installation was a snap, and the way you've categorised the jokes is great. You have a system that works, and provide a great benefit for anyone needing a joke at a moment's notice, or for those that may will to spend several free time with a smile. " P Gradowski San Jose, CA

Who's going to benefit from this amazing program?

Comedians
Professional, semi-pro or amateur, The Jester gives you an priceless resource that you will use once again and again.  You can easily add your own material, edit and sort it, then print out an instant gag list.

Public Speakers
Galore of us have to speak in public on occasions, either socially or in the activity place,  and humour is an ideal way to break down barriers and assist in acquiring your message across.  The Jester is the perfect speech writing assistant.  Choose the jokes you want to include in your speech or presentation, and either export them to a text file, or just cut and paste into your document or presentation.

Writers
Don't be stuck for a humorous addition to your publications.  The Jester's extensive search mechanism means you can quickly hunt down an appropriate or topical quip. 

Everyone
In a nerve-racking world, we all need a laugh, just to cheer us up, or to share with friends.  The Jester has thing for everyone with the broadest range of humour you'll find anywhere.

Alright, that's the program but what just about the bonuses?

Bonuses?  A bargain bonanza of a program and you still want bonuses?  Alright then.

You can grab it now for the unbelievable cost of $27.00. 

 

YEP,
Only $27.00

( because of the adult nature of several of the humour,
only buyers 18 and over please )

 

Technical requirements: Runs on Windows 98, 2000, ME or XP ( sorry, not Macintosh or Unix )
The program is easy to remove and install and on screen manual are provided.
 

Your really own hilarity maker

Graham Parry

P.S. Are you still thinking just about it?  Let's just recap:

• Over 2500 really funny jokes, gags, one liners, and rip-snorters, all available to be viewed at the click of your mouse.  Think just about it; over 2500.  You could email one a day for the next 7 years!
   
• Build your own Collections with ease; just add a new joke whenever you hear or see one
   
• Amazingly comprehensive search facility; instantly find what you need, whether for a gig, a speech, or just to impress your mates
   
• Print out a joke list or export to a text file. 
  Ideal for speeches, presentations, and publishing.
   
• Comprehensive search facility.  A gag for every occasion.
   
• 150 Bonus Wedding Gags
   
• Hermit's Ebook of Funny Lists I and II

P.S.S.S.   And I'm virtually giving it away at $27!  It's a no brainer, folks. Once you order from this page you are taken to Clickbank's secure payment page.  Once you have chosen the know-how of payment, credit card or PayPal, you just remove The Fool to your PC, any the time, day or night, and inside minutes you'll be riant like a drain.