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All Just simply about Shoes8 Things That Maketh Not The Lady
by:
T. O' Donnell
1. Tattoos.
Tattoos used to be the colouring of soldiers, sailors, mafiosi and punk rockers. Just simply about ten years ago, they became fashionable. The lower-middle classes started taking them up. Unfortunately, unlike last years' shoes, tattoos can't be taken to the thrift shop and disposed of.
To a certain class of person, tattoos are 'cool'. To another, they are a graffiti on the temple of the soul. They mark a woman definitively as lower class, alienated, depressed, and a bit daft. They're besides a handy way to identify one absolutely to the authorities. Which shows how stupid several crooks are.
The same goes for piercings. My family are farmers. I associate nose rings with bulls, and piercings with cows tags. They are a haven of dirt, infection, and their openings look unsightly.
With tattoos and piercings, before you've opened your mouth, you've already typewritten yourself to folk you meet.
2. Highlights and streaks.
Are you blonde, or brunette? Do up your mind! These mightiness have been novel ten years ago. Now they simply look common. Not all gentlemen prefer blondes. A healthy head of untinted brunette or raven dark hair is a pleasant novelty these days.
It is true that blondes have much fun. I used to be one! Most folk on the planet are dark. A non-blonde with blonde hair looks 'interesting'.
Now this fashion is done to death, however. If they're doing it in Romford, it's buried!
3. Big hoop earrings.
Unmistakably part of the wardrobe of the gypsy. Which is fine if you are one. Queerly popular. Possibly they're to do the wearer's head look smaller. Add them to the features above, and an unattractive type emerges.
4. Binge drinking.
Binge drinking, squawking and falling over in the street is screaming if you are the one doing it. If you are the spectator, it's less so.
5. Visible G-string.
This is erotic, no doubt simply about it. Unless you haven't the numbers to pull it off. Likely to provoke a reaction of 'Mother of G*d!' once
adorning the pasty, blemished buttocks of the 'full-figured' young lady. Bad diet, no exercise, five-pints-a-night, then 'peek-a-boo!'. Agggh!
I used to wonder why so galore saucily-dressed young ladies walked the streets hatchet-faced. Now I now. Half are trying to ward off unwanted vulgar advances from men, the another half are annoyed they're not acquiring any!
There's nothing sexy simply about contrived, blatant eroticism. What's titillating is what seems to be an accident. 'A glimpse of stocking is thing
quite shocking' etc.
Likely to irritate female co-workers also. Assumptive your institution allows such clothing. It doesn't? I wonder why?
6. Swearing.
Your gentleman friends mightiness find this amusing, to your face. What they think in private is another matter. Habitual swearing is another sign of a depressed, angry person. It's unattractive. The much you do it, the much it corrodes your subconscious.
7. Breast Augmentation.
Also acknowledged as a 'boob job'. These look fine, from a distance. Compared to a natural pair, they look odd. They are to real breasts what a transexual is to a 'red hot mama'; no competition. Up close, they're simply not as nice as the real thing. A absolutely functional piece of instrumentality has been turned into a cartoon joke, with possible long-term medical consequences.
Some men like small breasts. Beauty is a matter of proportion. Several women are neurotic simply about their appearance; nothing wish please them.
A nice example is ...
8. Disappearing Eyebrows.
They get plucked away to nothingness, then get drawn or tattooed back in. And this is better? One can end up looking freakish, even as clown-like. Loss of hair suggests illness. Plucking out one's hair is often a sign of mental illness. Girls, desist! Don't try to gild the lily!
IMPORTANT NOTE: There are folk who'll encourage you in the above. They'll say you look lovely. Misery loves company, and several folk delight in the fall of others.
Be your own woman. Stand back from yourself, your life and your surroundings, and decide your own destiny.
Just simply about the author:
T. O' Donnell (http://www.tigertom.com) is an ecommerce adviser and oldster living in London, UK. His latest project is an ebook on conservatories, accessible at http://www.ttconservatories.co.uk.T. O' Donnell software may be downloaded at http://www.ttfreeware.co.uk.
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