Home Theater's 3 UGLY Secrets!
by:
Bob Wood
Secret #1: WHAT YOU BUY Now Wish BE OBSOLETE TOMORROW, IF IT ISN'T ALREADY.
What you should do just about it:
Don't sweat it. Simply see what you can before you buy to educate yourself so you don't do a terrible mistake. If you shop wisely, you can get a tremendous leap over what you have come to cognize as television. The good news is the better stuff coming down the pipe is knock prices down on the stuff out now.
Plus, user
surveys SCREAM to the physical science
companies that folk WANT these new, slim, high solution House Theater setups. There are billions of dollars to be made. Those surveys snapped the head of every executive department
in the biz. They engaged up to do more. "Make more" equals "economies of scale" equals "make Much money," even as at lower cost points! The 1st one cost a bazillion dollars: research, tooling up, marketing. Then, with volume, the cost per unit plummets. The guys who want to have really latest get to pay the most. Why be that person?
If you’ve already purchased a particular technology – Plasma, DLP, LCD, front or rear projector, whatever, ENJOY it. It IS important to realize that wide screen aspect magnitude relation makes not equal high-definition TV, though. Several think if the image is wide, they’re there. That strength
be FAR from there. I hate to say this because I’m a guy and guys hate this – you strength
want to see the instructions.
Secret #2. And this is really, actually big: YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT THE Image LOOKS LIKE FROM WHAT YOU SEE IN THE STORE.
What you should do just about it:
What you are doing now. Research. The hard part is cutting through the opinions of weenies who want to see a feather clearly, processing
in the wind at 50 yards. I'll help you there. See on.
There are three reasons why House Theater Ugly Private secret #2 is true.
1- The sets aren't adjusted right. They are turned way up to dazzle you. The dazzle wish bother you once
you get home. Worse, it drives the set to what you'd call distortion. The better image happens once
the image is turned down in brightness, sharpness, contrast, and whatsoever
else has been goosed. Why do they let this happen? It's like a conspiracy that everyone is in on - except you. Because once
they are all lined up, 40 sets in a row, the manufacturers cognize you strength
think theirs is several and better. But they ALL do it, so it's a wipe. And if a store is a little bit shady, with several hi-def sets to come at a higher profit margin, well, now, those strength
have been "optimized" to look better than the others.
Yes, most of the hi-def sets CAN be adjusted right for you in your home. Peradventure by you.
Did I mention that Bubba the shopper-doofus was there, just before you browsed in, that he found the remote control and screwed up all the settings anyway?
So, you can't trust what you see in most stores. But wait, there's more.
2- Many an of the sets are being fed video poorly. A distribution amp or humungous splitter shares the image among the displays. That hurts the picture. A store strength
have 40 sets on one distribution, but the ones they actually want to come on a purer source, showing a better picture. You'll ne'er
know.
3- What you see may or may not be high definition or even as good quality. Simply as bad, it strength
be super fidelity you won't likely ever see again. Because, what you watch at house strength
not be broadcast or cablecast with a good picture. So, you can see misaligned sets fed bad images that bear little similitude
to thing
you'd see at home. Available to drop several THOUSAND on that? Didn't think so. But tens of thousands of folk do. Probably Wish this weekend. Eager authorized salespeople wish confide that THIS unit is the superior one. No hidden agenda there, do you think, huh?!
Secret #3. THERE'S Thing
WRONG WITH EVERYTHING.
What you should do just about it:
Relax. Don't obsess. It's more a matter of things being done several route by several designers. For example, on this set, the colors are spot on, but the solution is a little off. On that set over there, the solution is incredible, but the red... You are still going to love the setup you buy - and remember - you just strength
have it for 10 years or MORE! You'll look at it more than you look at your wife, husband or kids. I'm talking face time. Relax. We'll get you through this.
A personal note to THE OBSESSIVES:
If you haven't already left this article, I want you to think just about the fact that there are millions of screen dots to go wrong. Not that they will, but the 317th one from the left and 119th from the bottom IS a little shaky, don't you think? Time to take a deep breath. One, two, three. Exhale. Even as although there's thing
wrong with everything, if you embrace that thought and LET IT GO you'll be able to enjoy the - uh - big picture. The state of the House Theater art - even as if it IS yesterday's art, is really very nice.
Relax.
Why a House Theater? And what's it MEAN anyway? Nice questions. A House Theater is just the natural; evolution of the TV experience. Now that we can, we do. It's how it goes. Basically, you get a shorter, wider image (more like a motion image in a... theater) and the image is more clearer than the TV you sat too close to as a kid – remember Mom yelling? And you can have better sound too. It can be all about you, or just in the front. You choose. You can have a box that plays the deep notes - fun things like car crashes, earthquakes, whale farts, cannons. You get to experience them like ne'er
before. It's not essential, but it's there if you want it.
A House Theater is just like going to the movies. Except the screen isn't that big, but you can get a good seat. You don't have to endure advertisements in the ‘pre-show entertainment’ if you don't want to. You can go to the bathroom and touch the door handle on the way out. No paying $5.75 for a bag of stale popcorn. No popcorn fabric zomboid teenagers. No lines. No sticky floors (unless that's the way you live, not that there's thing
wrong with that.)
There. Now you cognize the top 3 Ugly House Theater secrets.
But, it isn’t quite that simple. At http://www.GreatHomeTheater.com/ there are 9 more private secrets revealed. I promise you won’t get neurotic or your hands dirty, and I won’t talk you out of what can be a tremendous and extremely
pleasurable
leap forward in house entertainment.
About The Author
Bob Wood, for over 30 years, served in front of, and behind the microphone, at popular radio stations across the United States and Canada. Throughout that journey he developed a passion for great sound and was an early adoptive parent of many an of the video toys and tools that have evolved into today's state of the art.
Bob likewise became better-known as a voice-actor at that time, leading him to virtually
hundreds of recording studios wherever
over again
he would-be activity with top equipment. In the mid 80s, he was able to examine and demo the early high definition broadcast quality instrumentality out of Japan.
Copyright 2005, Bob Wood
This article was announce on Gregorian calendar month 02, 2005