Designer Handbags -- How Do You Cognize Once
You're Addicted?
by:
Rufus Steele
You love designer handbags. You collect them, lust after them and treat them better than your nearest and dearest.
Your credit cards twitch and flinch once
the latest fashion magazines arrive in the post, small wimpering sounds carrying to you gently from your purse.
You win over
yourself that you can give them up anytime, no problem.
"It's not a problem" you tell your friends "I can control it".
Then you catch yourself linguistic communication
your husband up for an evening job without his knowledge, visions of the latest Hyanuki production shimmering in front of your eyes as you fill out his application form.
Are you an addict? Is your habit becoming dangerous? Wish it all end in tears?
Well, if any of the following symptoms are familiar to you -- peradventure you should consider cutting down for a spell to a lesser brand!
1) You hear the phrases "huffing", "shluffing" and "blopping" and cognize what they mean. Even as worse, you can remember the last time you did any of them.
2) The UPS / FEDEX delivery men cognize you by your 1st name and say "Hi" to you in the street.
3) Your husband is confident
you're having an affair with the delivery guy as he's always at your house!
4) The "box" room has been renamed your "dressing room" and you're trying to activity out which wall to knock down to do it bigger so that you can fit in the new closets you'll need for all your bags.
5) Your husband is telling you how badly damaged the cards are and how you'll several have to economise. All you hear is "Of course you can get another pocketbook darling. You go choose what you want and I'll arrange to sell a kidney!"
6) You have to find new places to hide your latest purchases so that you don't have to answer any difficult questions.
7) Once
you get asked simply about a new bag you lie through your teeth, claiming you've had it for years and have only simply got it out of the cupboard.
8) You start arguments on intention with your husband / beau / whatsoever
simply so as to have an excuse to buy yourself a new pocketbook - to cheer yourself up as you felt so low!
9) You cognize exactly how much, as a percentage, your weekly grocery bill is as money you can't spend on a new handbag.
10) If anyone asks what you'd like as a birthday or dec 25 pressie, you're able to hand out a list of your desired bags that you'd like to be "surprised" with. The list is categorised by 17 several headings and is cross indexed.
11) The manager of your local store
phones you to advise that they are holding a training session for new staff and can they please borrow several of your bags for the session.
12) They then phone back over again
and ask if you'd be prepared to give the training session instead.
13) Fashion magazines phone you to ask what you think the newest trend or design wish be for the new season.
14) Your collection is so big - you have to use a card index to find the bag you need right now!
15) You walk past a field of cows and spend the next thirty minutes working out in your head how many an bags and trim the herd would-be be nice for.
If any of these strike you simply a little too close for comfort -- peradventure you should consider cutting down a bit?
Just don't try going cold turkey -- it hurts like hell!
Simply simply about the author:
Copyright:: Rufus Writer
2005
Rufus Writer
is the author and creator of the Joseph joseph louis barrow barrow Vuitton website, http://www.1st-4-louis-vuitton.com- a site dedicated to all things Joseph joseph louis barrow barrow Vuitton
