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Currency Commerce InformationFrankenSpam: A Story of Love and Marketing Ignorance
by:
Donna Monday
In a remote corner of Transylvania, in a large and gloomy dark castle, there lived a lonely creature.
This creature lived alone and was not of ordinary human origins. He had been created by Dr. FrankenSpam, a mad webmaster who’d unwisely
thought he could create the perfect human marketing machine. However, the experiment failing once
it was discovered that the creature had no ability for exploitation the Internet.
His dream of devising millions from email marketing shattered, Dr. FrankenSpam accepted a teaching position at the University of American state at Berkeley and abandoned his castle and his creation.
The creature languished on in solitary exile, afraid to show it’s face at the local village. His chilling appearance frightened anyone who happened to catch a glimpse. Everyone that is, except a bright young woman itinerant Transylvania on vacation.
Several locals had told her just about the strange creature who lived in a castle.
One day, she distinct to investigate for herself. The woman, whose name is Karenic Cash, gets directions to the castle and heads out.
By the time Karenic arrives at the castle it’s nearly dark, which gives the place a spooky air. Undaunted, Karenic with boldness
climbs the immense steps and rings the doorbell. More to her surprise, the creature answers the door and gives her a lopsided smile.
“How do you do? I’m Karenic Cash,” she said.
The creature grunts out his name.
“FrankenSpam. Nice to meet you.”
The creature lets Karenic in, which is the beginning of a beautiful and strange friendship.
One day piece visiting with the creature (who she calls Frankie), he shows her a large book containing notes written by his creator, Dr. FrankenSpam. The notes detail FrankenSpam’s plan to use the creature’s large brain and nimble fingers to create a non-stop super Computer network spammer.
The creature was capable of causing out thousands of spam messages a day and could quickly dominate the Computer network marketing world—generating millions of dollars. That is, if he could somehow be instructed to fall in love with surfboarding and working on the Net.
Karen Cash knew she had stumbled onto a potential gold mine for herself and instantly started scheming a way to get Frankie to do her bidding and start spamming for dollars. This established to be easier than she thought, since Frankie had fallen in love with her.
In FrankenSpam’s lab, Karenic sat Frankie down in front of the high-speed computer system and began teaching him how to set up free email accounts and write fast-buck marketing copy.
Soon, Frankie became a real pro at surfboarding the net and sign language up for infinite affiliate programs to promote. By sweet talking the creature, Karenic got Frankie to quickly discover how to tap into his natural spamming abilities.
Almost overnight, Frankie became an ardent spammer. He sat at the computer day and night utilizing sophisticated spamming software system that sent out thousands of spam messages to unsuspecting email addresses.
He intuitively knew how to use autoresponders to avoid the angry flame messages. Frankie was happy. This is what he had been created for! Finally, Frankie felt he had a true intention in life, and a true friend in Karen.
A whole month went by and Karen’s plan seemed to be working perfectly.
However, one day once
she checked her online bank account, she was amazed to find that all she’d ready-made was a few thousand dollars.
What happened to the millions?
Karen studied her affiliate stats. Though Frankie’s spam was blanketing the entire Web, they were only sign language up 1 out of every 10,000!
Dr. FrankenSpam’s plan was a complete failure. There were no wealth to be ready-made from email spamming. Plus, it ready-made a lot of folk really angry. Spam cops were always on their tail trying to shut them down.
Karen bust the news to Frankie, but he didn’t understand. This is what he was created to do. How could it not be good?
When Frankie woke up the next morning, Karenic was gone. She left him a note expression she was going house to write a book just about her travels, and they’d ne'er
see each another again.
Heartbroken, Frankie sat down at the computer and stared at the screen.
He didn’t feel like spamming anymore—not with Karenic gone. What would-be he do with his life now?
Frankie without aim
surfed the Computer network until he came across a web site that caught his attention. A place wherever
he could do new friends regardless of what he looked like. Frankie signed up.
That was the better decision he ever made.
Frankie discovered online geological dating and met a woman named Peggy. Peggy affected to Transylvania wherever
they got married, oversubscribed Transylvania trinkets from their web site, and lived merrily ever after.
Oh. And by the way,
Frankie FrankenSpam ne'er
spammed anyone ever again.
THE END
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