Revised: We are Going to Live on Mars
by:
ARTHUR ZULU
Good news is hard to move by these days. But unfortunately there is one. Man wish shortly be living on the red planet Mars.
The Journey started on a nice foot. The space rocket Spirit with success
landed on the planet. It began photographing and excavation up Mars and causing messages back to the earth that wish shortly be vacated. And there is back slapping and clicking of glasses as we drink our wines. And we pray for Spirit and her sister rocket, Opportunity, to learn water (we need it badly) and possibly several damned microorganisms hidden in rocks.
That is the 1st phase of this Martian expedition. The next stage wish be a manned flight by two dare-devil astronauts, who wish be willing to do history by taking the two-month long trip. In order to do the trip exciting, the astronauts would-be 1st have to set camp on the moon. Yes, they would-be actually have to take off from the moon to Mars. (This is not fiction.) And then after several booming flights and mapping of Mars, model houses would-be have to be built ahead of the Martian exodus. But why you may ask, are we migrating to Mars?
The 1st reason is that terrorists have taken over this “ hell" of a place called earth, and cipher is safe anymore. Even as if you were living on the tallest building or concealment in a cave. Cave? That is the worst. Because all the terrorists are now living under the mountains and spider holes in the bushes far from the prying eyes of cameras and private secret agents.
The another reason is that there is so more crime on this earth. Think of the murderers, the robbers, and the rapists. Too galore guns! Too galore bad people. Person has either been murdered, robbed or raped as you see this. If that person is not you, give glory to God.
Additionally, this earth has been contaminated on the far side
any expression of it. The seas have been turned into sewers, cyanogenetic wastes dot the land, piece fog have taken over the atmosphere. So you can see that this earth is no longer safe for habitation.
Religious fundamentalists are not even as portion matters. These preachers of hate encourage their followers to go just about with knives hidden under their robes and bombs strapped to their waists with the intent to kill the 'infidels' and get a one-way ticket to heaven. And since there are so galore heaven lovers, the ‘infidels' who are home on earth have no place to hide. So these are the reasons why we must all vacate earth and go to live on Mars.
But do no mistake just about it. It wish be easier for a even-toed ungulate to pass through the needle's eye than for you to get visa to Mars. Because there would-be be physical, mental, and moral safety checks since no societal sociopath would-be be needful on Mars.
First, you would-be be photographed and finger printed. Then you would-be be required to pass through a machine that would-be search even as your insides for weapon possession. And then psychiatrists would-be have to examine your brain for mental fitness. Meanwhile, the International law enforcement agency
is double checking your past for any hint of crime record.
If you pass all of these, you would-be then go to the moon for space travel orientation and survival drills. The course is rigorous because it includes how to survive on zero gravity, survival without oxygen, and how to survive below freeze point. If you pass that, then you have to think of how to pay your ticket fee to Mars. Because the figure is equal the annual budget of poor nations. And because we are not going to turn to spirits and fly to Mars.
Since Mars is a really cold place, departure to the planet wish be in this order. Those who live in the polar regions-- the coldest spots on earth -- wish have the chance to go first. In that case, Greenlanders and Netherlanders in the north, and the Australians and New Zealanders down under, would-be do up the 1st settlement in Mars. ‘Lucky' folks. The Europeans and Americans would-be follow. Of course the Africans who are sun- friendly, would-be bring the rear. Pity them. They are always coming last
When the nice folk would-be have been ‘spirited' to Mars, a rocket would-be be sent back to earth with five to burn the terrorists, the murderers, the robbers, and the religious fanatics. (Since they are not with us, they are against us.)
Up there in Mars, there would-be be no terrorist, because no one is allowed to carry guns. Except the governors of Mars who ready-made the Martian dream a reality. And in an atmosphere of peace, we recline on the red planet and drink our red wines -- ready-made in Mars of course.
Many years after, the story would-be be told to our grand-children of how a certain earth was destroyed. And they would-be look down from Mars and pity former planet earth. But I fear that after our generation is gone, several terrorists would-be spring up from Mars, and our grandchildren, sorry, opporunity children, would-be destroy the planet and head for Jupiter, and pass on the story to their grandchildren.
Now let the journey begin.
ARTHUR ZULU an editor and book reviewer, is the author of the arguable book, CHASING SHADOWS!: A Dream. (A book that reveals the terrorists' master plan to finally set the earth on fire!)
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http://www.1stbooks.com/bookview/21013
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ARTHUR ZULU an editor and book reviewer, is the author of the arguable book, CHASING SHADOWS!: A Dream. (A book that reveals the terrorists' master plan to finally set the earth on fire!)
For a copy of the book and FREE excerpt, goto:
http://www.1stbooks.com/bookview/21013
For contacts, mailto:
mostcontroversialwriter@yahoo.com
