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Aviation & Flight InformationSome Technical Treason and six route to speed up your P.C..
by:
Tranni D'Electric
Several Technical Treason.
Six route to effectively speed up your P.C.
1.Place it on Jet, as close as possible to the front.
2.Increase your ram by golf shot him on growth hormones. Fasten your P.C. onto your increased
ram, taking care not to hinder or compromise his circulation. Then whip him with a U.S.B. hub, at the end of two metres of cable.
3.Now this is a beauty! Give it maximum acceleration with an craft
carrier "elastic thing"!
4.Swith your P.C. "on".
5.Take the said Jet for a spin.
Now, shoud your P.C. be too fast, replace it with yourself and repeat steps 1,2,3, and step two, again.
I hope that this technical insight was helpful.
P.S. You may need to get special permission from the I.S.P.C.A., or relevant Aviation authority, regarding the use of their "elastic". Use your own discretion and due diligence!
P.P.S. My prestigious Editor, advisable
that I call this "six" steps, even as tho'
I could only think of five. He insisted that "Six" rolls better from the tongue, or technically, that sliver of meat that he cleans out my ear with.
Sincerely,
Tranni D'Electric.
electric@thetrivialtimes.com
Just about the Author
Tranni D'Electric is an "expert columnist" on natural philosophy and user
products, at The Trivial Times
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