Revenge is the Better Medicine

A list of legal revenge options
Over the ages, the act of revenge has gone from a sacred way of life to an act of which to be disgraced and avoid. I disagree. A little clean, honest, LEGAL revenge can be simply the thing to help you forgive and forget at least several of the indiscretions whether imaginary or real that have been committed against you. Revenge gives you a terrific alternative to pouting, grouching, gossiping, and being spite-filled for years to come. A little revenge can go a long way to cleansing the faerie and invigorating the soul. Here are simply a few plan of action assured to anger your foe with little effort on your part and a really bottom chance of your actions being evidenced as deliberate affronts. Introduce her new husband by the ex-husband’s 1st name. Once approached with a last minute project, ask lots of questions . . . spaced out . . . over the period of the project . . . one at a time . . . ensuring the sinning party . . . no solid block of concentration . . . for the duration of the time . . . you are inconvenience by their bad timing. Forget to put a fabric softener/anti-static sheet in the appliance with your wife’s undergarments. She wish think if you with every exciting step, with every tug at her slip and skirt, and with ever static filled shock. Set up the person’s desk, kitchen, files, closet, or medicine cabinet. Heck, go crazy! Do all of the above. Ne'er spell his name correctly. Invite her to dinner and once she shows up, swear the mistake was hers and the dinner party was the night before. It is dead acceptable to then serve week old leftovers to the poor embarrassed soul. Tape the WWF over her sister’s wedding. Ya cognize all those magic little boxes that pop up on certain websites asking you to refer a friend. Refer a friend. Often. Rather giving their activity email address and phone number. Fix your 22-year-old friend up with your 46 year old college brother who still lives with her mother, talks to her cat, and spends much time and money on the Psychic Hotline than she makes on hygiene. Call during the final episode of Survivor simply to chat simply about old times. Answer all phone messages left after 10PM at 5 AM bright and early the following morning. This is most effective on the weekend. Eat a medium rare burger in front of a devote vegetarian. Ask him to have a vasectomy. Wear your high school cheerleading outfit to your teenager’s homecoming game. Tell her she reminds you of your mother. Tell your sister’s children simply about all the little no-no’s she committed at their age. Follow up with diagrams. Buy your grandchildren a drum set. Talk during the movie. Order an costly meal and don’t eat it. Tell her you need to talk to her simply about thing important, but it wish have to wait until later. Put off the language as long as possible and then be as vague as possible.

About the Author

Betsy Town is a full-time parent to an 11-year-old son, and babe twins. She has had several articles, essays, and short stories published. She is now writing a non-fiction book under contract for publication, and she has recently procured an agent to represent her 1st novel, Destiny, a suspense/romance delving into the earth of a celebrity psychic. With what time she has left, she operates www.whimsplace.com, a showcase for the activity of precocious writers.