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E-book Title: How to Make Your Cat ADORE You
Book Description: Dear Cat Lover,
First, I have to warn you: These techniques really work, so be careful what you ask for!
If you want your cat to adore you, you must first adore your cat. If Kitty falls in love with you after you learn to follow this "courtship" plan, you had better be willing to have a 'feline fan club' - even if there is only one cat in it. You don't want to make her love you then let her down with a betrayal if you change your mind.
I am surrounded, as I write this, by 10 cuddly cats who adore me. They keep me warm at night and reward me by day with their loving attitudes. They entertain me with their cute antics, and they touch my soul with their purring and those loving eyes that would melt the hardest heart.
They follow me around the house as if waiting for their next assignment. They don't make messes anymore, and finally, I can stop worrying about the couch being shredded. Never has life with cats been more rewarding!
I have to confess, though. It wasn't always like this. My cats used to destroy the furniture, the carpet and the woodwork. I even caught Woody peeing on the stove one day! I screamed! He took off like a shot and hid for days, peeing in the corners. (Obviously, screaming doesn't fix the problem...)
Oh, I wanted to throw him outside... but I didn't. I couldn't allow my frustrations to get the best of me, nor could I put him at risk in an outdoor environment full of the usual hazards: cars, toxic substances, cruelty, bad weather, stray dogs, other cats who might hurt him or cause some disease ...
I couldn't do that to him, because I loved him. (He has since died of old age, but I still think of him often.) I felt totally inadequate to change his bad behavior. How did my friends manage to keep their cats happy? Why couldn't I figure it out? I was miserable... and so were my cats.
But then something happened that changed everything -- luckily for me, and very luckily for my cats.
I went on vacation for a month. When I got back, I was stunned to discover that they were traumatized by my absence! They were angry, nervous, wouldn't eat, cried constantly for about 3 days, and wouldn't come near me, glaring at me from a distance.
OK, it finally dawned on me -- they missed me! That could only mean one thing: Cats have feelings.
Amazingly, I did not know that until now. Like most people, I thought cats were.... just cats! Furry, fun, frustrating at times, but... just cats.
But now my reality had been shaken. Well, if they have feelings, and I hurt them, could that explain bad behavior? How could I have missed this important knowledge? The answer was very simple, really. It was right there in front of me all the time.
And now I would like to share the secrets I discovered ... with you!
Why do I care?
Because I am a cat rescuer. I run a shelter. If you could spend a day with me, it would break your heart to see all the cats no one wants anymore because the unrealistic expectations their owners had for them didn't work out. People throw their cats away to the tune of several million a year ... and there is nothing wrong with them!
Every day I look at more than 100 sad little faces ... cats who are wondering what happened to their owners. Every day they ask me if today is the day they get to go home.
But I have to tell them no, not today, honey. Not today. But maybe we'll get lucky tomorrow and someone will want you again. And if we're really lucky, they will already know the secrets of a great relationship with a cat... the secrets I tell you in my book, How to Make Your Cat Adore You.
Sadly, not many people know these things.
So, if I can teach you how to make life more rewarding for you and your cat, then I can truly save them, and I won't have to do it by sheltering them and finding new homes.
Does this sound like your cat?
- Aloof ... He doesn't seem to care about you. He just wants you around when it's time to eat!
- Aggressive ... If you try to pet her, she growls or hisses, or even tries to bite you!
- Bored ... He won't play anymore. He just lays around the house, leaving clumps of fur on the couch.
- Disgusting ... She urinates behind your chair, or in a corner you can't reach!
- Destructive ... He has shredded your favorite chair!
- Messy ... She gobbles her food like there's no tomorrow, then throws it up on the best carpet in the house - never in a room with linoleum!
- Disgusting (again) ... He left you a "present" on your pillow!
You get these bonuses with the book:
- My "Cat Jokes" book, containing cute cat photos and jokes collected from around the Internet and from my own experiences with cats at the shelter. (Value - $9.97)
- "How to Live on 24 Hours a Day," a book on time management. This might even help you work out your schedule to be sure your cat(s) get plenty of attention! (Value - $9.97)
- "The Power of Gratitude," by Wes Hopper. Learn how to fix the 5 big mistakes that keep you from putting gratitude to work for you. Learn to be grateful that your cat loves you! (Value- $29)
- "101 Golden Keys to Success," your personal guide to succeeding at anything! Even learning to live with a pet so you're both happy. (Value - $10)
- "Home Security" - How to Protect Your Family and Your Property. You want to keep your home safe for yourself, your family, AND your pets.(Value - $20)
- "80 Seasonal Recipes From Around the World" (Value - $10)
- "97 Steps to a Happy Relationship." Start improving your marriage and relationships today, using these daily tips. Who knows, some of them may even apply to your relationship with your pets.(Value - $10)
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