Never read a book that is not an year old.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven Ebook

Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven
Category:

Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven

$3.00 $1.99
Add to Cart

PDF
Buy Now and get a second e-book for free!!!
Click here to see the long list of these ebooks
(priced for $3.00 or less).


Add to Wish List

+$5

Title: Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven
Author:
Description:

[NOTE.--I translated a portion of this diary some years ago, and a friend of mine printed a few copies in an incomplete form, but the public never got them. Since then I have deciphered some more of Adam's hieroglyphics, and think he has now become sufficiently important as a public character to justify this publication.--M. T.]

Monday

This new creature with the long hair is a good deal in the way.
It is always hanging around and following me about. I don't like this; I am not used to company. I wish it would stay with the other animals. Cloudy to-day, wind in the east; think we shall have rain. ... Where did I get that word? ... I remember now-- the new creature uses it.

Tuesday

Been examining the great waterfall. It is the finest thing on the estate, I think. The new creature calls it Niagara Falls--why, I am sure I do not know. Says it looks like Niagara Falls. That is not a reason; it is mere waywardness and imbecility. I get no chance to name anything myself. The new creature names everything that comes along, before I can get in a protest. And always that same pretext is offered--it looks like the thing. There is the dodo, for instance. Says the moment one looks at it one sees at a glance that it "looks like a dodo." It will have to keep that name, no doubt. It wearies me to fret about it, and it does no good, anyway. Dodo! It looks no more like a dodo than I do.

Wednesday ebook

Built me a shelter against the rain, but could not have it to myself in peace. The new creature intruded. When I tried to put it out it shed water out of the holes it looks with, and wiped it away with the back of its paws, and made a noise such as some of the other animals make when they are in distress. I wish it would not talk; it is always talking. That sounds like a cheap fling at the poor creature, a slur; but I do not mean it so. I have never heard the human voice before, and any new and strange sound intruding itself here upon the solemn hush of these dreaming solitudes offends my ear and seems a false note. And this new sound is so close to me; it is right at my shoulder, right at my ear, first on one side and then on the other, and I am used only to sounds that are more or less distant from me.

Friday

The naming goes recklessly on, in spite of anything I can do. I had a very good name for the estate, and it was musical and pretty-- GARDEN-OF-EDEN. Privately, I continue to call it that, but not any longer publicly. The new creature says it is all woods and rocks and scenery, and therefore has no resemblance to a garden.
Says it looks like a park, and does not look like anything but a park. Consequently, without consulting me, it has been new-named-- NIAGARA FALLS PARK. This is sufficiently high-handed, it seems to me. And already there is a sign up:

KEEP OFF
THE GRASS

My life is not as happy as it was.

Saturday

The new creature eats too much fruit. We are going to run short, most likely. "We" again--that is its word; mine too, now, from hearing it so much. Good deal of fog this morning. I do not go out in the fog myself. The new creature does. It goes out in all weathers, and stumps right in with its muddy feet. And talks.
It used to be so pleasant and quiet here.

Sunday

Pulled through. This day is getting to be more and more trying.
It was selected and set apart last November as a day of rest. I already had six of them per week, before. This morning found the new creature trying to clod apples out of that forbidden tree.

Monday

The new creature says its name is Eve. That is all right, I have no objections. Says it is to call it by when I want it to come.
I said it was superfluous, then. The word evidently raised me in its respect; and indeed it is a large, good word, and will bear repetition. It says it is not an It, it is a She. This is probably doubtful; yet it is all one to me; what she is were nothing to me if she would but go by herself and not talk.

Tuesday

She has littered the whole estate with execrable names and offensive signs:

THIS WAY TO THE WHIRLPOOL.

THIS WAY TO GOAT ISLAND.

CAVE OF THE WINDS THIS WAY.

She says this park would make a tidy summer resort, if there was any custom for it. Summer resort--another invention of hers--just words, without any meaning. What is a summer resort? But it is best not to ask her, she has such a rage for explaining.

Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven

$3.00 $1.99
Add to Cart

PDF
Buy Now and get a second e-book for free!!!
Click here to see the long list of these ebooks
(priced for $3.00 or less).


Add to Wish List
Editor: Alex Smit
Price: $3.00
Rating:
Related Books:
Classic Airbrush Techniques
Category: Arts, Entertainment
Price: $24.00
How To Build A Classic Physique
Author: Matt Marshall
Category: Body, Fitness
Price: $27.00
Classic Dessert Collection
Author:
Category: Cooking
Price: $3.95
BIG BOOK OF CLASSIC CHRISTMAS TALES
Author:
Category: Classic, Holidays
Price: $3.95
19 Classic Ghost Stories
Category: Classic
Price: $3.00
Classic Car Restoration
Category: Auto
Price: $4.95
The Young Man's Guide
Category: Men, Parenting
Price: $3.95
How To Do It
Author: Edward Everett Hale
Category: How To
Price: $3.95


Site owner: Put the rating form on your site!
Listing wrong or need to be updated? Modify it.

Popular:

Top 20
New
Free

Category:


Action (54)
Adventure (161)
Affiliates (60)
Animals (183)
Arts (118)
Auto (61)
Aviation (17)
Beauty (115)
Body (183)
Business (675)
Cats (35)
Child Custody (32)
Children (261)
Christian Books (117)
Classic (167)
Computers (71)
Cooking (300)
Cover design (3)
Crafts (85)
Decorating (26)
Diet (268)
Dogs (156)
E-Business (710)
E-Marketing (589)
Education (329)
Entertainment (179)
Family (149)
Fantasy (72)
Fiction (170)
Finance (155)
Fish and Fishing (61)
Fitness (382)
Food (141)
For Authors (89)
Forex (33)
Gambling (13)
Games (71)
Garden (131)
Golf (81)
Green Products (43)
Health (1001)
History (33)
Hobbies (181)
Holidays (50)
Home (213)
Home Business (202)
Horror (27)
Horse (27)
How To (263)
Humor (53)
Illustrated Picture Books (23)
Internet (160)
Investing (88)
Jobs (176)
Law and Legal (25)
Management (53)
Manuals (169)
Marketing (31)
Medicine (98)
Men (100)
Military (8)
Mind (129)
Music (116)
Mystery (52)
Nature (48)
Nonfiction (95)
Novels (37)
Parenting (147)
Philosophy (33)
Photography (56)
Poetry (31)
Programming (40)
Psychology (221)
Real Estate (72)
Relationships (528)
Religion (102)
Remedies (184)
Romance (96)
SEO and Promotion (76)
Science (16)
Science Fiction (40)
Self Defense (74)
Self Help (542)
Spirituality (106)
Sports (197)
Thrillers (49)
Travel (131)
Wedding (51)
Weight Loss (265)
Women (238)
Young Adult (46)

Hide Menu

Related E-Books

This ebook included to packages:
Classic Package!
164 Classic ebooks Click here to see the full list of these ebooks
(total value $549.40)
Buy Now

just for $35.95
$513
off
Silver Package!
Any 100 ebooks from 2000+ titles Click here to see the full list of these ebooks
Buy Now

just for $29.95
Gold Package!
Get full access to 2000+ ebooks Click here to see the full list of these ebooks
Buy Now

just for $49.95
Want to learn about new ebooks?Subscribe to our Newsletter:
Sign Up


eLibrary Awards:


Date: 3/5/2008
From: World Wide Web Awards™
E-Library has been selected to receive the World Wide Web Awards™ "Gold"Award.

The World Wide Web Gold Award represents web presence at its best.
Mistake found?

Select spelling error with your mouse and press Esc

HomeAdvanced searchTop RatedPopularNewFreeAdd Your EbookModify Your Listing

Authors ListFor AuthorsCover designPrivacy & Terms & CopyrightsResell RightsAffiliatesContact

Copyright © 2002 - 2016 eLibrary