E-book Category: Golf
E-book Title: Black Ops Golfer
Book Description: Embrace the Dark Side of Golf Psychology - "Covert Mind Control Experts Reveal Underground, Underhanded Golf Psychology Tactics that Guarantee Your Complete Dominance on the Course by Instilling Fear, Doubt, Physical Pain and Utter Emotional Distress in Your Opponents - Without Them Having a Clue What You're Doing." "The Golfing World has Never Seen Anything Like This - because No One Has Ever had the Balls to Teach It - Until Now..." Warning - Warning - Warning If you believe - in fair play
- golf is a gentlemen's game
- in a level playing field
- in honor
- in the friggin' tooth fairy, or any other such nauseating crap
Well, then I advise you to click away from this website just as fast as possible and run back to Mommy.
You will find nothing of value here.
As a matter of fact, you will be repulsed.
And if you have any brains in that Barbie Doll head of yours, you'll also be scared.
Scared, because thousands of golfers worldwide are preparing to use these Black Ops Golf tactics on ready-made victims like you in the very near future, maybe even your next round.
Consider yourself warned...
On the other hand, if you are: - sick and tired of wimpy "self improvement" programs
- ready and willing to venture to the dark side in order to:
- gain a completely unfair advantage
- finally be victorious
- humiliate your playing partners
- and have a shit load of fun along the way
Well...you have come to the right place! Why the Hypnosis and NLP Worlds are Outraged at Our "Bastardization" of their Sacred Tools, Forcing Us to Hire Top Gun Legal Gurus and Use Black Ops Golf Code Names When you take a close look at the self-help community - be it Hypnosis, NLP, Energy Psychology or whatever, you tend to find that all the practitioners fall into one of five groups: - Overweight women adorned in crystals
- Skinny women who you just know live with 25 cats
- Men who remind you of your creepy middle-aged uncle Melvin
- Both men and women who look like they've slept under a box (Look, if that kind of shit appeals to you - fine. Whatever blows your skirt up.) and then you have...
The successful, you-can-do-anything-you-want-if-you-focus-your-mind-on-it, let's-break-boards-and-walk-across-fire gurus
We've been those gurus.
All of that stuff is what we call "White Hat" tactics.
When we were wearing our white hats, we wanted to know all about your goals, your dreams, your aspirations...
Together we would focus on changing your unconscious mind, helping you to get out of your own way, and breaking through your self-limiting beliefs. We would encourage you along the way and tell you how good you were doing - like little cheerleaders.
Now don't get us wrong...when done properly, this white hat stuff works!
Over the past 20 years, we've helped thousands of golfers slash their handicaps using these types of methods. And we've made a bloody fortune doing it.
But...
We knew there was more out there AND we were bored out of our friggin' skulls!
So we took a can of black spray paint to our white hats, and did something that won't make us any friends in the Hypnosis and NLP worlds - we ventured over to the dark side and have returned as your Black Hat mentors.
Black Hat is an attitude.
Black Hat is looking at your opponent (target) and thinking
"Your ass is mine!"
It's about throwing out the subjective ethical standards that were put forth by the fat, cat farm, New Age, crystal-wearing creepy people.
OK, so maybe we're a bit creepy, but not in that "Uncle Melvin" sort of way!
Black Hat is about making the world yours, and you'll start on the golf course.
As you can imagine, our actions haven't made us any friends in the traditional self-help circles.
But hey, with friends like that, who needs hemorrhoids!
Can you believe that we actually got three cease and desist orders BEFORE we even launched this site! We contacted our legal team, and they said it was "baseless bullshit".
So, here we go... Introducing Black Ops Golfer "They'll Never See You Coming"
Discover Black Ops tactics that will show you:
- How to covertly instill states of doubt and insecurity in your opponents, all the while seeming like a nice guy
- The amazingly simple (and totally devious) method for Removing your own Fear and actually Transferring it to another player - no voodoo doll needed
- How to get any golfer (even your arch rival) to instantly like you, drop their guard, and easily allow you to direct their thoughts
- Secret language patterns that sabotage your playing partners' confidence, even after they've made a great shot
- How to give your opponent a phobia to his driver, or putter, or even his entire set of clubs
But wait, there's more... - Position yourself as the Alpha-Dog of the pack, and never look back (no matter how much more skill and experience they may have than you)
- "Black Ops Armor" - A unique combination of Asian wisdom and quantum physics that protects you from negative energy, including other Black Ops golfers
- "Black Ops Energizers" - a simple 45 second routine to jack your energy and golf mojo through the roof
- Make your competitors sick to their stomachs (literally) at will - you can decide just how devious you want to be with these weapons (personally, I think it's funny to watch an entire foursome mysteriously catch the yips, but that's just me)
- How to quickly and easily convince your victim that he wants to hit it out of bounds, or in the drink - it would be sad to watch if it weren't so damn funny and profitable for you
And even more ways to mercilessly devastate your opponents.. - Underground tactics that will zap your opponents energy and take 30 - 50 yards OFF their drives
- Instant Trance Inductions (ITI) that compel your victim to believe your suggestions and obey your commands, all with a smile on his face (poor sap)
- Never pay for drinks after a round again - hell, if you want, you can even leave with his trophy girlfriend AND the keys to his new car!
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