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E-book Title: 92 Ways To Piss People Off
Author: Brandon Wilkins
Book Description: A satirical rebuttal to many of today's self-help and psychology books!
INTRODUCTION
Why this book?
In today's times of "think positive, meditate, control your own attitude, don't let others bring you down, etc.", many people will ask why did I choose to write this book. Now I admit, I am a firm believer in the think happy thoughts theory. As a matter of fact, I will be the first to:
- Not sweat the small stuff
- Dance naked in my living room
- Eat some chicken soul soup
- And all of the other techniques that are supposed to make us feel good when we feel down
However, as anyone who has lived these philosophies knows, although it is great advice, sometimes it just doesn't work. Sometimes we are so down in the dumps that no matter how positive we try to be, things just seem to continually get worse. Well, if you're one of those folks, THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU!
Piss somebody off
One of the best ways for me to feel somewhat better when things are bad is to make them bad for someone else. While it won't totally pick me up, it at least brings a
wryly smile to my face to know that someone else will, if only for a short period of time, feel just as crappy as me.
To choose my selections for this book, I identified things other people have done that annoyed me, as well as things I've done that perturbed others. Although my intent was to give you ways to piss people off, I do try to keep it mild. In other words, I try to avoid anything that will cause grave harm or injury to another person. My main purpose was to seek out ways to annoy others rather than hurt them. While I do believe we are entitled to piss others off, I do not believe that we have the right to endanger their being, whether physical or mental.
As you read this book, take it lightly. Have a few laughs. I don't think it would be wise to run out and do all of them, but whenever you have a day where none of the meditations, medications, or anything else is working, use one or two of them to get you through the ruckus. So sit back, relax, and LET'S PISS SOME PEOPLE OFF!More... | 
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Reviewed by on 2006-01-09
This book is hilarious! I've actually done some of these things, but even better, he's given me some new ideas.
Not for you "namby pamby" love everybody types!
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